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Chris(voiceover, clips of the last episode play): Last time, on Total Drama World Tour, we had some "mechanical" difficulties, and ended up in hot water, Jamaica style!(In a Jamaican accent)No problem!(Back to normal voice)Except for Izzy, whose squished brain was a MAJOR problem, and led to our first elimination by injury. Stranded, and short on gas money, we were forced to improvise, and DJ was forced to admit he was a big old' loser! So long, Team Victory! But, thanks to a rocking telethon that raised a tank-load of a cash from our viewers,(deviously)hey, thanks for that eh?(Cut to the plane, Chris is looking out the Drop of Shame)We're ready to get back in the air!(Cut to the front of the plane, Chris is dressed up like an old-fashioned pilotslurps on a drink, while Chef dressed up like a modern-day pilot flies the plane) Oh man, that's refreshing!(Tosses the glass away)Vacation's over, it's time for some more Total... Drama...(singing)WORRRRRRRRLD TOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR!
The plane flies through the night sky, both teams sit in the economy class
Heather (upset): Why are WE in the loser class? We WON last time; or didn't lose, anyways.
Sierra: Chris said he needed first class today, for a SECRET, special guest! And what Chris needs-
Heather: Chris takes. From US. (Courtney sits down on the bench, accidentally sitting on Gwen's burned hand, Gwen shouts in pain)
Gwen (pained): Sunburn! OW! (Blows on her hand)
Courtney: Oops. Sorry. How do you end up with sunburn on just ONE hand? (Gwen groans in pain)
Gwen (pained): I don't know! (Cody pulls on his collar nervously, cut to a flashback of Gwen sleeping in a lawn chair, shaded by an umbrella, Tyler and Cody walk up to her, Tyler's holding a camera)
Cody (whispering to Tyler): Make sure you get the bikini in the shot! (Cody silently slips up next to Gwen in the chair, she doesn't stir)
Tyler: Say cheese, bro!(Cody gives two thumbs-up and a big, goofy smile as Tyler takes a couple pictures, Gwen suddenly mutters in her sleep, Cody runs for it, accidentally knocking the umbrella just a little bit, but enough for Gwen's hand to be exposed in the sunlight, where it begins to burn. The flashback ends, Courtney walks over to Gwen with a bucket of white cream)
Courtney: Here, soak your hand in this.
Gwen(suspicious): What is it?
Courtney(assuring): It'll cool the burn! It's a special mix of green tea and bird guano. (Gwen sticks her burned hand into the cream and sighs with relief)
Gwen(suddenly on-guard): Wait, guano? Isn't that-
Heather (teasingly): A nicey-nice name for poop! (Gwen recoils her hand)
Gwen(disgusted): EW!(Cringes in pain)OW!
Courtney (matter-of-factly): Poop that's full of healing ingredients! I learned how to make it at CIT first-aid weekend! It's gross, but it helps, right? (Gwen sticks her hand back into the guano)
Gwen(relieved): Yes... well, thanks for being nice-ish.
Heather(annoyed): Bonding over poop juice? (Groans in annoyance) Is there anyone SANE left around here? (Hears disgusting noises, she looks over in disgust at Sierra, who is using her pizza box computer) That would be a no.
Sierra(talking as she types): Tweeter update! Gwen's hand smells like Jamaican bird doody. Cody is STILL cute!(Giggles creepily to herself, then thinks to herself)Uh, sixty-seven characters, okay, seventy-three left... what else can I say?
Noah(off-screen, mocking her voice as he "types"): "Considering buying myself a life on Craigslist, but having trouble deciding because they are all such a major improvement!"(Owen, who is sitting next to him with a bowl of peppers and a carton of milk, laughs and squirts milk out of his nose, covering Noah in milk)Dude, gross!(Scowls at him)
Owen: Did I get some of my nose milkshake on you? Sorry, it's the only thing that really cools off a snoot full of Jamaican scotch-bonnet peppers!(Gulps down a handful, his face turns beat red, causing him to wheeze)HOT! HOT! HOT! MILK!(Chugs some milk from the carton)
Noah(continuing in his mocking voice): "Must learn how to make nose milkshakes, like Owen! That'll impress Cody!" (Owen giggles and shoots a pepper out of his nostril)
Owen (holding his nose in pain): OW! (The pepper bounces off the walls and floors until it smacks Tyler in the face)
Tyler (rubbing his face): Ow! Weak! (Noah laughs at this)
(Confessionals)
Owen: Aw, my little buddy Noah is, like, the funniest guy I know, so making him laugh is awesome! It's like getting an A in hilarity! I wanna top his honor roll!(Stops and thinks for a second)Did that sound creepy?
Noah: Owen, eh, he's cool enough, despite the fact that he's a walking talking stink bomb ready to go off at any moment. At least he keeps me company, unlike Alehanous and Jock-Strap. And besides, he's even kinda funny.(Snickers to himself)Nose milkshakes...
(End Confessional)
Owen and Noah laugh with each other
Owen: Check it out, I'll shoot a pepper out of whatever nostril you pick!(Alejandro, who is resting next to them, frowns, annoyed)I mean, choose!
Noah: Yeah, cause one nose shake a day isn't enough.(Owen looks in his carton of milk)
Owen: Aw, but I'm out of milk!
Noah: Hey Courtney, how much of that poop juice have you got left?(Owen snickers)
Alejandro(walking off, annoyed):Excuse me, GENTLEMEN, I have to be anywhere but here. (Noah shrugs)
Confessional (Alejandro)
Alejandro(annoyed): A nose shake?(Facepalms)How many more episodes are there? might as well look around the plane and try to find that hidden immunity idol Chris hid at the start of the show. I been doing that all season already!
(End Confessional)
Cuts to Alejandro walking near the first class.
Chris(inside first class):He's half animal, he'll take them out like a lion preying on a pack of chubby asthmatic gazelles(Alejandro gets shocked and leans closer to eavesdrop)
Chef(inside first class): but what if he takes them out ...takes them out
Chris: Legal says we're clear and imagine the ratings! That dip will score major hits online (Alejandro accidentally moves the door,causing it to make noise, making the latino gasp in fear)Did you hear something?
The ripper turns to Alejandro, who cowers in fear and moves away from the door,only for the ripper to appear right behind him.
Alejandro(screaming in fear): IAAAH!
Cuts to the plane flying on the map.
Chris (voiceover): Attention, helpless competitors! We've been denied permission to land, so you're gonna have to jump!(All the contestants, who heard this over the loudspeaker, shout complaints)And Chef MAY have miscounted parachutes.
Chef(defensively): I'm a cook, not a mathematician!
Chris: So, you might wanna light a pepper under your butts and grab one before they're gone! (Cut to later on, everyone except for Noah and Owen are wearing parachutes at the Drop of Shame)
Tyler(jumping out first): Yeah, woohoo!(Noah and Owen look at the last parachute, then each other)
Noah(groaning): Oh, life, why do you hate me so?!
Cut to later on, Noah is strapped to Owen as they jump from the plane, screaming loudly as they hurtle towards the camera, which fades to black as Owen falls closer to it.
Cut to later on, Team Amazon has successfully landed on a bridge, next to a double-decker bus, Heather tosses her parachute into the pile.
Sierra: Ooh, London!
Tyler: EXTREEEEEEEE- OOOH!(His parachute gets snagged on a flagpole high above the bridge, Owen and Noah scream as they crash into the double-decker bus due to their parachute failing)
Owen(who is sitting on a crushed Noah): Well, that wasn't so bad, was it Noah?(Noah's arm twitches as he grunts in pain. Cut to inside the bus, the teams have all taken up the seats, Noah rubs his head in pain)
Heather(realizing something): Wait! Where's Alejandro?
Chris(feigning interest): Yes, where is he? The answer in a sec. But first, GUN IT CHEF!(Chef floors the gas and takes off, Chris stands at the front of the bus, holding a microphone, his voice echoes over the bus' speakers)London! Home to loads of wicked stuff: Big Ben, the London Underground, the sandwich stuffed with French fries known as the Chip Buddy-
Owen: Yes, please!
Chris: London's also home to Scotland Yard, the world's BIGGEST crime-busting outfit, but there was one case even Scotland Yard couldn't crack!(Intimidatingly)Jack the Ripper! (Heather, Gwen and Courtney gasp, Chris brings out a portrait of the dark-dressed man from earlier)The wack-o serial killer who terrorized Victorian, London. Today, you'll be tracking that bad boy down! (Failing to hide a smirk) But be careful, Jack's also hunting YOU! That's why Team Chris is Really, Really, Really Hot is now short-handed.
Owen(panicked): What?! The Ripper got Al?! Not Al!(Noah cringes)
Noah(to himself): Yeah, that poor, manipulative soul.
Chris: Next stop: Tower of London!
Heather(nervously to the others): Do you think he's okay?! (Realizes what she just said) Um, because big advantage for us! Yay!
Gwen: Yeah, also can I just say I know TONS about the Ripper. I did a speech on him in grade 6.
Courtney(pleasantly surprised): Wow, that's unexpectedly useful of you!
Gwen: The librarians said my fascination was morbid,(deviously)and occasionally offensive!
Heather(still nervous): Should we look for Alejandro? (Snaps out of it) I mean, y'know, just in case this all some kind of dirty scheme of his, or-
Courtney: Let THEM(points to Team Chris)look; get this! My grade 6 speech? The Tower of London!
Gwen(pleasantly surprised): Wow, we're like a nerdette dream team!(Cut to the Tower of London, the teams stand outside of it with two old guards)
Chris: Your challenge is to follow a series of clues through the complex, all the way to the Ripper's secret layer. Bag the criminal mastermind before he gets you, and you win! Your first clue will be found during the changing of the guard. And when I say "change" I mean CHANGE the guards! Your clue is hidden in his uniform, so one of you has to strip him down to his gitch until you find it!(Smiles deviously, causing his teeth to twinkle, the eight contestants recoil in disgust)
Tyler(disbelief): Whoa, strip a dude?! I'm out!
Chris: Up to you, bro. Million bucks is all I'm saying. And while you're at it-(The bell dings, the contestants all groan. The music starts up)
(Song)
Owen (walking up to a guard):It's creepy how they stand there,(waves his hand in front of the guard)and don't even blink! I don't wanna see his bum, all naked and pink!(Noah walks over next)
Noah (tapping on the guards shoulder):Hey, buddy, can we bribe you to strip yourself dooooOOOOOwn!
Owen (holding a fish candy):Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time Fish?(Noah smacks it out of his hand)
Noah (glaring):Don't kill him, you clown!(Owen shrinks back)
Courtney:No way, I can't strip him, Duncan will freak!
Heather:And I'm allergic to uniforms-
Gwen: Okay, that's just weak.
Sierra (dragging Cody near her):I made a vow that Cody's the only man for ME!(Hugs his head tightly)
Gwen: Okay, so then I have to do it?!(Points to her hand)Uh, hello, injury- OW!
Courtney: If we're gonna find that clue-
Heather: There's only one thing to dooooooo-
Sierra:Force someone to strip him down-
Courtney, Heather and Sierra: And sorry, Gwen, that's you!(Courtney shoves Gwen over to the guard, Gwen gasps as she gets an idea)
Noah(playing rock-paper-scissors with Owen): If we're gonna find that clue-
Owen: There's only one thing to dooooooo-
Noah: Force someone to strip him down-
Owen and Noah (pointing to Tyler): And Tyler, dude, that's you!(Tyler blinks, Gwen has put a Cody mask on the guard)
Gwen: Sierra, look, it's Cody!And I think he wants to strip!
Sierra: Poor honey! (Shoves the real Cody aside) Quick, get out of those things! That will help; I bet! (Gwen steps away as Sierra kisses the guard and strips him)
Gwen:Yeah, we're gonna find that clue-(Sierra tosses the guard's hat away, it lands on Heather's head)
Heather:We're doing what Chris proposed!(Sierra tosses the neckpiece away, it lands on Courtney)
Courtney (disgusted):Force someone to strip him down-
Courtney, Gwen and Heather:Cause if we don't we're toast!
Courtney:Totally toooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAST!(Cut to later on, Sierra yanks the boots off the guard, a tip popping out, it flies over to Courtney, who catches it)
(Song ends)
Courtney(reading it): Pole taught atop a southern spire...(gasps in realization)Quick, follow me!(She dashes off, the others following after her except for Sierra, who screams in disgust as she smells the guard's socks.)
Cut to inside a chamber of some sort, within it lies a stretching table, Heather, Gwen and Courtney dash into the room
Gwen(excited):O my gosh! This is the very room that Anne Bolin lived in before Henry VIII beheaded her!
Heather(noticing the stretching table): What is with the creepy desk?
Chef(walking over to them, wearing no shirt and a hood, holding a glaive): It's a medieval torture rack. Clue's inside.(Nods to the drawer attached to the table)Toss someone on and stretch!(Snickers evilly)
Gwen (quickly): I volunteer Heather!
Courtney: I second that motion!
Heather(offended): Hey!
Gwen(ignoring her): Who'd like to carry the motion, Cody, Sierra? (Looks behind her and notices that the two are gone) Um, where'd they go? (Cut to a hallway, Sierra has blocked a staircase that Cody is trying to reach)
Sierra: This is almost just like in the olden days! When ladies and lords would sneak off together to kiss and get arrested for being in LOOOOOVE! (Puckers her lips up, much to Cody's disgust, he facepalms and groans)
Cut to Team Chris, by now Tyler has stripped the guard down to his undergarments)
Noah: You lost rock-paper-scissors fair and square; stop throwing the game!(Tyler struggles to pull the guard's socks off... with his teeth)
Tyler(grunting in effort): I'm not! You try taking off a dude's panty hose with your teeth!
Noah: Uh, dude? No one said you had to use your teeth.
Tyler: (Upset) what! aw dude!
Cut to Team Chris arriving on the opposite torture room
Noah: Are we gonna have to play rock-paper-scissors again to figure out who's getting stretched?
Tyler(confidently): Ha! I'm flexible to the extreme, bro!(Suddenly bends his legs around his back and over his arms, causing Noah and Owen to recoil)Sweaty mocha yoga! Woo-hoo! (Dashes to the rack, still in his yoga pose)
Noah(recovered): Quick, tie him down before Alejandro shows up and makes ME do it just because I'm shorter.(Tyler stretches as he hops onto the rack, Owen then shoves him on his back)
Owen: Why don't you like Al? He's great!
Noah: I don't trust the guy. He's like an eel, dipped in grease swimming in motor oil!
Owen(chaining Tyler to the bonds): Dirty?
Noah(grabbing the wheel): Slippery. Think about it, first he talks to Harold ten minutes before his elimination and he told DJ something at the starting line in Jamaica! There's something he must've said to both of them to make them get eliminated. And who can forget his most "genius" plays of flirting with Bridgette and LeShawna? You saw what happened to all of them; the dude basically took down an entire team single-handedly! he's Heather, but with social skills.
Owen frowns but keeps this in mind.
Tyler screams in pain
Tyler(in agony): Oh, stop! It's too much! STOP! (Cries, Noah and Owen recoil their hands)
Noah(deadpan): You do realize we haven't started yet, right?(Tyler looks around, suddenly calm)
Tyler: My bad. S'cool. I'll go silent. Sweaty yoga-ish monk dude styles!(Snickers. Noah spins the wheel, causing the bonds to pull back and stretch Tyler out, Tyler holds back a scream of pain)
Cut to the Amazons, Heather screams in pain as she is stretched out.
Heather: Stop enjoying this, you (bleep)!(Gwen and Courtney snicker)
(Confessionals )
Gwen (surprised): I KNOW! Courtney! I never thought I'd be able to tolerate her, but she's... deal-able? (Whispering) We even have stuff in common, which is, like, the weirdest thing ever! (Serious) If I tip over the edge and make Courtney type lists, rack me.
Courtney(surprised): I KNOW! Gwen! She's not COMPLETELY a social freak after all.(Struggles)Sometimes she's even a good person to have on your team? Sometimes! Y'know, I wouldn't mind going against her in the final two! Obviously I'd still win. She's incapable of making a list!
(End Confessional)
Gwen(not at all sorry): Sorry, sorry but come on! Like you wouldn't do the same?(Spins the wheel, causing Heather to scream again and curse of course bleeped)
Heather: That is NOT the point! (The drawer opens, a letter inside)
Courtney: There it is! (Gwen grabs the letter)
Gwen (reading it): If your teammate can still use their feet, bring them down for something to eat.
Courtney: The banquet hall! That's downstairs and out the courtyard! Heather-
Tyler holds back another scream as Noah tightens the bonds more
Noah(watching him): Are you doing that yoga thing where you breathe through your toenails?(Tyler doesn't respond, he just keeps grunting in pain)
(The drawer opens up)
Owen: The clue!
Noah and Owen: Yes!
Cut to later on, Noah and Owen confidently run through the halls
Owen: Hey, Noah! Know what's hilarious?
Noah suddenly stops, Owen runs past him
Noah: We forgot Tyler!
Owen(walking back over): How is that hilarious?
Tyler screams loudly. Noah and Owen walk back to the room
Noah: Sorry, dude, but you just got so good at being quiet that-(Notices that Tyler is gone)
Noah and Owen(panicked): NO! TYLER!
Pan over to a pack of six, small brown dogs, they snarl furiously, Gwen and Courtney begin to back away fearfully
Courtney grabs a golden egg and tosses it to Gwen
Gwen(holds the egg above her head, all the dogs stop snarling and start panting happily): That's right, (tosses the ball from hand to hand) follow the shiny ball! Now sit!(The dogs all sit obediently)
Courtney(impressed): so cute! How did you do that?
Gwen(proudly): I taught my lizards obedience.(Spins the egg on her finger)I guess corgis are just as trainable.(A clue slips out of the egg)
Courtney(noticing the clue): Oh, clue! The clue!
Cut to outside, Courtney and Gwen walk proudly with the clue
Gwen: Heather, we found the-(notices she's gone)Oh, no!(Picks up Heather's nail file, left on the ground)
Courtney: Three teammates- gone!
Gwen: Read the clue.(Courtney opens the envelope)
Courtney (reading it): Find the Ripper's most natural place; has two levels inside it's space. Go use your sack to bring the guy back, at the red starting line to the race.(Thinks hardly)Think, think!
Gwen: Okay, the Ripper's natural place. If I remember right from my speech, he did his dirty work in the White Chapel.
Courtney: So we go there, and we look for a two-story place! C'mon! (Runs off)
Cut back to inside the dining hall, Noah throws things out of the other chest until he finds the clue in the egg
Noah: Ah, I got it! I got the clue!(Snatches the clue and tosses the egg away)
Owen(off-screen): You call that an attack? (Chuckles) Hey, Noah!(Pan over to see that all the dogs have latched their teeth onto Owen, who doesn't seem to mind)Check it out, it's a fur coat for animal lovers!
Noah rolls his eyes and opens the envelope.
Noah (reading the clue); The Ripper's most natural place has two levels that make up it's space. Pfft, sure. Easy peasy.
Owen(trying to shake off a dog): Double-decker bus?
Noah(surprised): Y-yeah.(Grins)So there IS a brain in there; you've been holding out on me!(Walks off)
Cut to a building, people talking inside it are heard, Gwen and Courtney explore inside it
Gwen: I guess we forgot that most of White Chapel would be closed!
Courtney: And the only place open would be a grungy-looking con club!
Gwen: I guess my hunch sucked; sorry. We are SO coming in last place...
Courtney (holding a brown sack): I don't wanna go back home empty-handed! We should fill the bag with SOMETHING!
?(off-screen): Welcome your number one jamming punk-crew band, the Schnitzel-Kicker!
Gwen and Courtney look at who's on the stage, Courtney gasps in surprise as the crowd cheers
Gwen (disbelief): Holy schnitzel! Is that-
Cut to the double-decker bus, Noah and Owen approach it nervously, Owen holding a brown sack. They share a look and enter the bus, Owen first and Noah second, they peer inside it. It seems mostly abandoned, Owen and Noah share a shrug. They walk down the rows of seats cautiously
Owen (nervous): Here, Ripper, Ripper! I have a lovely bag for you!( the Ripper silently drops down behind Noah, he clamps a hand on his mouth and grabs him and leaps back up to the second level, silently. Owen looks behind him to see that Noah is gone)Huh?(Looks forwards to see the Ripper shove a screaming Noah into the glass box at the driver's seat, he presses his face against the glass and screams, the Ripper turns towards Owen menacingly)Nobody locks my little buddy in the corner!(Empties his sack, which was full of the guard dogs)Royal beasts! Sick him!(The dogs suddenly attack Owen as he shouts in protest, the Ripper approaches Owen slowly, a loud chomp is heard)OW! My wiener!(Pan out to reveal that one of the dogs had snatched Owen's sausage from earlier happily, Owen accidentally kicks it out of it's mouth, sending it flying to the Ripper, who catches it instinctively, the dogs attack him ferociously, Owen stands back up in triumph)Ha ha! Gotcha!
Noah(relieved): All right, Owen!(Owen puts the Ripper in the sack)
Cut to the plane flying through the air, Chris and Chef stand next to a monitor showing footage of the bus, outside the castle, in the torture chamber and in the dining hall. The other contestants are there as well, even the ones captured, Owen drags his sack across the floor
Owen: Sweet! Everybody's okay!
Heather: Yep! Everyone's fine! You guys were SO stupid to be worried!(Nervously laughs as Tyler, Sierra and Cody glare at her, Alejandro glares at Noah)
Alejandro: But it was reassuring to see SOME were concerned. (Glares daggers at Noah)
Noah(suddenly antsy): You were watching everything?(Alejandro sharpens his glare as Noah rubs his head awkwardly)Wow, that's... awkward.
Alejandro(spitefully): Like an eel dipped in grease.
Noah(feigning a smile): Where I'm from that's a compliment! Tough neighborhood!
Noah: But hey, we caught the Ripper-type guy!(Owen yanks the sack off to reveal an old man with white hair. The contestants gasp)
Gwen, Courtney, Alejandro and Heather: Old man Jenkins?!(Chris walks over and grabs the man's face, pulling it off to reveal that it had been masking contestants gasp again)Ezekiel?!
Ezekiel growls.
Chef: Found him living in the cargo-hold, homeschooling amongst the rats.
Chris: I WAS gonna let him back in the game, IF he could avoid getting captured, but since he could not, he's out of the game again.
Chef: Kicks him out the door, causing him to scream and fall)
Chris: Safe travels!
Heather: So who did Courtney and Gwen catch?
Gwen: Well, Chris wanted a criminal, so... okay, we didn't catch the right one, but- (yanks the sack off her criminal.. which turns out to be Duncan! The contestants gasp AGAIN)
Heather, Tyler, Sierra and Cody: Duncan?!
Duncan (angry): You brought me back HERE?!(Groans)Where's the stupid exit again?!(Begins to walk off, until Chris stops him)
Chris: Not so fast, quitter! Thought you could skip out on the game, eh? Though I wouldn't find you, hmm?
Gwen: Um, you didn't, we did.(Courtney nods)Sorry.
Chris: And that's why Team Amazon wins today's competish! (The Amazons cheer)
Noah and Owen: WHAT?!
Chris: Head on back to the elimination room, dudes! First class goes to the ladies! As a consolation prize, the D-Man's now on your team!(Points to Duncan)But someone else is gonna have to go.
Heather and Alejandro share a look and Tyler hangs his head is shame, Noah and Owen share a worried look
Owen and Noah: Uh-oh...
Cut to the hall Courtney is standing in front of Duncan
Courtney: And how could you think it was okay to just leave like that?! Because it was not! Ugh. Abandon me again and it will not be pretty. Now, get over here you big lug.(Hugs Duncan as Gwen came out)I'm not really mad. I just missed you.
Duncan: Every time I ran from the cops, I thought of you.
Cut to the elimination room, Team Chris is seated on the bench, Chris stands at the podium with five passports in his hand.
Chris: And with three votes against him, Noah! It's time to say, Tally-Ho! Pip, Pip, Cheerio! Toodle-loo!
Noah: Fine! If I jump, will you stop?
Chris: Well hearing your screams would be hilarious, but you know your team already got your reward which is Duncan, cause this is a reward Challenge! Noah is still in!
(Noah and Owen cheered)
(Alejandro looked furious)
(Confessional: Noah) "Wow can't believe i was THAT close to being eliminated! well now i won't take any chances i must stop that slimy eel!" Noah looked serious.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
"I can't belive he slipped away from eliminantion like that! He will go down, i will make sure of it!" He glared
(Confessional: Gwen)
Gwen(sighs and looks sadly to the ground): Aah, i don't know how everybody else can sleep,(looks woriedly at the camera), specially Courtney. I'm still fuzzy like i drink too much coffee, you know(looks at the camera with wide eyes)'cause we won (giggles and spins both of her index fingers around each other)And Duncan's back and he missed us(the door unloocks and Duncan comes in) oh my gosh, i didn't lock the door.
Duncan(pointing to the lock): The lock's busted(points at Gwen's injuried hand)what happened to your paw?
Gwen(looking at her injuried hand): This is so stupid but I have no idea and i'm so glad you're here to mock me about it.
Duncan(holding Gwen's injuried hand): Me too.
Gwen(with her injured hand being held): OW(looks at Duncan)Hey...
Duncan pulls her in for a kiss while Tyler pops out of the door and watches in shock.
(Confessional over )
Chris(flying the plane with Chef): Woah! Didn't see that coming! I wonder how well Courtney's gonna take it? Find out next time on Total! Drama! WOOOORLD TOOOOOOOOUR!