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Dark Gary, who was walking home, still recovering from the flu (though feeling much better with cold medicine in his hand). Said to himself.
"I'm Dark Gary."
"Huh wuh?" A voice from the bush said. A purple lizard girl rolling out of it, revealing herself to be Susie Deltarune.
"HEY WHAT THE FUCK DUDE YOU WOKE ME UP!! I'M SUSIE DELTARUNE." The lesbian shouted.
"I'm Dark Gary." He repeated.
"Were you sleeping in that bush bro? Do you need a place to live."
Susie looked away from Dark Gary's eyes.
"Nooo, I just, uh, ummmm-"
Dark Gary cut her off.
"Bro just come live with me, there's plenty of food to steal!" Dark Gary coughed, a little bit of snot flying out of his nose.
There was a slight breeze flowing through the park, whistling in Dark Gary's ears.
"R-really? Just like that? We just met." Susie said, shocked.
"Yeah Bro! Comeon!" Dark Gary started to walk away, leaving Susie there, flabbergasted (Not to be confused with a flabbly Gaster).
"Hey wait!" Susie jogged after Dark Gary.
"I still can't believe it, you don't know who I am, I could be a serial killer, or a chalk eater-"
"Don't worry about it! Dark Gary Always helps a bro in need." If Dark Gary wasn't wearing a mask right now, Susie would be able to see the smile forming on his face.
The two walked in silence for a while, making their way back to Dark Gary's tent.
"Anyway, tomorrow I'll probably have to introduce you to Gary and Alison." Dark Gary suddenly said.
"Oh yeah? Who are they, would they cause any trouble?" Susie asked, raising her fists in a fighting motion.
"Oh their just some annoying moids. Oh yeah the fridge downstairs is their's so feel free to take whatever you want. I'm Dark Gary."
Susie chuckled to herself, and the two walked off to get some well deserved rest... And sandwiches.