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Radical soda chuckled to himself, his plans had gone perfectly. Looking out from his evil balcony, he looked out onto his empire.
Radical did one of those weird high pitched laughs he does. To celebrate the occasion he threw a copy of Pokemon scarlet and violet off the roof.
A puff of dark smoke announced the others arrival.
"Took you long enough!" Radicalsoda exclaimed.
"You had me waiting for like fifteen minutes!"
The figure bowed, shaking her head at the bird man.
"My apologies master, I was preoccupied." She said.
"Well do better next time Roxy Richter from the Scott Pilgrim books, movie, and Netflix show!"
"Our enemies move against us sir." Roxy cut in.
"Really? I thought they were all dead? Neheheh." Code Radical responded.
Roxy shifted for a moment, tired eyes staring blankly at RadicalSoda.
"You didn't really think they were ALL dead did you?"
"Your mom." RadicalSoda responded.
"Ok." Roxy rubbed her eyes.
"The good news is that they are all conveniently located at the nearest Denny's." Roxy said. "I could take them out in one fell swoop."
RadicalSoda did the grin that the Grinch does in the 1990's animated special.
"Good, good. Nehehehe." Radical chuckled. "Well, get to it!"
The ninja was already gone by the time RadicalSoda turned around.
The cartoon like smile Radical normally wore slowly faded. The bird man walked back into his fortress, sitting upon the gamer throne.
Shadow covered RadicalSoda's face in the dark room, and he grinned, not the goofy smile he normally wore, but a wicked, evil smile, with pointy edges and sharp teeth.
No matter what things would go his way, he is the most powerful youtuber alive.
And he was going to make sure that stayed the case.