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Jesper created a group chat.
Jesper added Kaz, Inej, Nina, and Matthias.
Jesper: guys where are we?
Inej: good question. I just woke up here.
Nina: same
Matthias: Me as well.
Kaz: Me too.
Nina: ok, well, one thing is for sure
Inej: what?
Nina: we need to change the group chat name
Kaz: oh no.
Nina changed the group chat name to Kaz's emotional support
Jesper: YES!
Kaz left the group chat
Jesper: that soon? it's a new record guys
Nina: HAHAHAHA
Matthias: Jesper, I think you're right. But we do need to add Kaz back.
Jesper: thanks matty. but no
Nina: oh jesper matty would never add kaz back, he hates him.
Inej added Kaz back to Kaz's emotional support
Jesper: NOOOOO!!!!!
Nina: INEJ!!!!
Inej: i took a knife in the shoulder for you guys. i can add kaz back.
Nina: ....
Nina: fine fair enough
Jesper: OBJECTION!!!!
Matthias: Hi, Kaz.
Kaz: Thanks Matthias
Matthias: You're welcome.
Nina: ok so moving on
Nina: there's another problem
Inej: nina love i know exactly what you mean don't you dare say it
Nina: our names
Nina: sry nej
Kaz: no.
Jesper: YES!!
Nina: jesper let's team up come on
Jesper: bet
Inej: oh no
Nina changed Kaz to kazzie-poo
kazzie-poo: Absolutely not
Jesper: BAHAHAHAHA
kazzie-poo changed Jesper to target practice
target practice: dude
kazzie-poo: it was deserved
Nina: kazzie-poo haha
kazzie-poo changed Nina to the megaphone
the megaphone: whatever
Inej: this is entertaining isn't it matthias
Matthias: Quite.
the megaphone: jesper, kazzie-poo, we gotta team up against them
kazzie-poo: you know, I feel like you guys can handle it, but okay I'll help.
target practice: alright
kazzie-poo changed Matthias to unseasoned chicken
unseasoned chicken: ...What was the point?
the megaphone: OH MY GOD YES KAZZIE-POO
kazzie-poo: .....
target practice: matty please tell me you're joking and that you know why that's your name
Inej: yeah I mean even I get it
the megaphone: oh right that reminds me
the megaphone changed Inej to the sane one
the sane one: what about matty?
the megaphone: he didn't know why he was named unseasoned chicken idk if he counts as sane
the sane one: doesn't that make him sane and all of us... well, not?
the megaphone: ....
the megaphone: good point actually
the megaphone: still not changing your name though
the sane one: oh whatever
kazzie-poo: so now that we're all done being immature
target practice: counting you
kazzie-poo: let's figure out why we're fucking here in the first place
target practice: that's reasonable
the sane one: idk it almost feels like a game
the megaphone: yeah that's what I was thinking
the sane one: but then who's the host?