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"Considering what he has said of his own Intelligence Agencies? I care nothing for what he may be saying of ours, sir." Q sipped from his mug and then returned to typing.
"He is demanding the Agent responsible's head, on a platter, Quartermaster."
"Luckily for Queen and Country that we have absolutely no clue where he is. What is the President saying?"
"That he was warned about our Agent's propensity to borrow items, and mostly return them in one piece." Mallory rubbed a hand over his face and sighed, aggrieved.
Q was privately thrilled that he had absolutely no clue, what-so-ever where Double-Oh Six and a Chinook Helicopter were.