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1. nicotine & gunpowder by mezza9ine

   Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Not Quite Human - nominalgravy & Various (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Branzy/ClownPierce (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Branzy (Video Blogging RPF)
   • ClownPierce (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Kaboodle (Video Blogging RPF) (Mentioned)
   • Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse
   • Fast Burn
   • And I mean VERY fast
   • Discussion of Surgery
   • Discussion of Medical Malpractice
   • is it medical malpractice if they aren’t trying to practice it properly in the first place?
   • Discussion of Cybernetic Enhancements
   • Threats of Violence
   • blind trust

   Summary

   “I find you a whimpering mess and you get sassy when I try to help. So ungrateful.”

   “With all this complaining I would have expected you to just go by now.” Branzy grinned weakly, sardonically.

   “I’d be stupid not to lend a hand to such a handsome damsel in distress.”

   Series

   • Part 1 of a leash called fortune

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,551

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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