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Noodle, world renown gaming racist, sat at his computer on a saturday night, making his next video "Halo is gay, here's why you should play hit game "Hidden Mysteries: JFK Conspiracy (2013)" instead".
Noodle's real gay love in real life I swear, Big Buck Bunny, walked into the room.
"How's it going honey?" The bunny asked.
"Ehhh, I've been trying to get the pass on this clip just right, but it's just not good enough."
"Oh honey." Big Buck big chucked, "such the perfectionist."
Suddenly Noodle was getting a call on discord. Noodle, who was facing his lover turned to see who it was.
"Hold on I'm getting a call, looks like its OH FUCK!"
"What?" Big Buck Bunny asked.
"It's Sam from final v3! He can't see you here because he hates you!"
"I never understood why that guy doesn't like me." Big Buck Bunny sighed.
"HIDE!" Noodle shouted.
"Why, just don't turn your camera on."
"I made a deal with a dark wizard where my camera has to be on in disord calls so I could get my hands on a copy of frogger two." Noodle explained.
Big Buck Bunny rubbed his eyes.
"Look I can just leave."
"NO TIME!!" Noodle shouted, throwing a blanket over the fat ass bunny.
"Heeeeeeeyyyy Sam!" Noodle nervously said.
"Hello Julian, I am here to talk to you today about something very important and worth your time."
"Ok well now that you say it like that I don't believe you." Noodle responded. "What do you want-"
"What is that behind you?" Sam asked.
"What thing?"
"That big grey thing, it's like right next to your head, maybe a little to the right."
"OOhhhhh that. Right, I had to make a deal with an eldritch being to pay my rent this month."
"Again?" Sam questioned.
"Yeesss."
"You gotta stop doing that."
"I really gotta stop doing that." Noodle confirmed.
"Anyway what did you want me to talk about?" The cardboard man asked.
"So have you heard of this guy called the wiggler?" Sam responded.
"The wiggler?"
"Yes, I am going to make a video game, called wiggler clicker, where the wiggler moan every time you click it, and like that's funny because sex, you know?"
"Dude." Noodle sighed, "No, this sucks."
"Come on! Think about it!" Sam cried.
Noodle then ended the call and went about his day.