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1. dumbass yfm magic au by genderfluid_washing_machine

   Fandoms: Your Favorite Martian (Band)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi, Other, F/F
   • Work in Progress

   05 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Benatar/Axel Chains/DeeJay/Puff Puff Humbert
   • Friend Zone Girl/Tig (Your Favorite Martian)
   • Axel Chains/Puff Puff Humbert
   • DeeJay/Puff Puff Humbert
   • Benatar/DeeJay (Your Favorite Martian)
   • Benatar/Axel Chains
   • Benatar (Your Favorite Martian)
   • Axel Chains
   • DeeJay (Your Favorite Martian)
   • Puff Puff Humbert
   • Magic AU
   • they/them energy non-binary axel
   • How Do I Tag
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Polycules
   • Your Favorite Martian in a polycule
   • Gay
   • supportive deejayne
   • it’s deejayne not deejane please you have to trust me on this
   • puff puff has no powers like the lil shit he is
   • bisexual deejayne
   • friend zone girl friendzoned benatar because she was a closeted lesbian
   • bisexual tig
   • I love your favorite martian
   • friend zone girl pretended to date brock douchebag cus she was a closeted lesbian and didn’t know how else to turn away benatar
   • love square
   • One-Sided Attraction
   • benatar likes axel while axel likes puff while puff likes deejay while deejay likes benatar
   • brock douchebag isn’t a douchebag he was redeemed
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
   • Doki Doki Literature Club! References
   • Bigender Deejay Johnson

   Summary

   This is an au where you’re basically born with an instrument(s) enchanted to you, which you are destined to play and use to ward off the EVIL cloud creatures or whatever
   The band needs to balance music with their duties to fend off the enemy creatures. Will they succeed, or will they have to choose one over the other?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,382

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

   23

   Kudos:

   3

   Hits:

   18