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1. Good reason by rees

   Fandoms: The Mentalist (TV 2008)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Oct 2026

   Tags

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   • Patrick Jane/Teresa Lisbon
   • Patrick Jane (The Mentalist TV)
   • Teresa Lisbon
   • Condoms
   • Kinktober 2026
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Quote: We were on a break! (Friends)
   • Slightly Out Of Character
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Episode: s06e20 Il Tavolo Bianco (The Mentalist TV)

   Summary

   I’m not very good at writing summaries for PWP fanfiction.

   ‘Il Tavolo Bianco’ is one of my favourite episodes and (along with ‘Violets’) the perfect episode for creating AUs where our two heroes end up together sooner than expected. Everything else is just smut – welcome to Kinktober 2026!

   Kinktober, day 1 prompt "condoms".

   Series

   • Part 1 of A very Lisbon-centric Kinktober

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