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1. I'm Not Shy, I'll Say It, I've Been Picturing You Naked by Imitationvanilla

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • lmaooooo this is ridiculous
   • okay
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Deepthroating
   • Title From an Ashnikko Song
   • Insecurity
   • Mutated The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful
   • minor scar kink?
   • scar worship?
   • scar kink?
   • Unclear
   • I was ovulating when I wrote this
   • i was drunk when i wrote a good chunk of this
   • Shower Sex
   • Scars
   • I'm Bad at Tagging
   • literally just porn
   • i have no excuses this is BAD
   • author regrets everything
   • Author regrets nothing
   • No beta we die like SImon
   • oh yeah and
   • Body Worship
   • Sloppy Makeouts
   • Kissing
   • The Convict | Simon Has Anger Issues (Iron Lung)

   Summary

   “I swear, I don’t think you’re gross, Simon,” Grace interrupts, standing from his armchair and grimacing when his skin sticks to itself with sweat. “I really, really don’t.”

   Simon scoffs. He smiles dryly, shakes his head, shoves his hand into the pocket of his sweatpants like he’s trying not to punch Ryland (which isn’t out of the realm of possibility, Simon’s got some gnarly anger issues) and shifts his weight from foot to foot. “What, gonna tell me it’s all…scientific curiosity?”

   “Well, I wouldn’t be lying-”

   “Oh, cut the shit!”

   “But that’s…not the whole truth.”

   “Then what the fuck is the problem?!”

   Oh, god. Is Simon going to make him come out and say it? Clearly this ends one of two ways, and Grace isn’t in the mood for a black eye and the silent treatment.

   “I’m staring because I’m attracted, Simon.”

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