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1. Nobody Inc. by StaircaseBottle

   Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alice & Uzi Doorman
   • Beau & Uzi Doorman
   • Uzi Doorman & Uzi Doorman's Classmates
   • Uzi Doorman
   • Emily (Murder Drones)
   • Darren (Murder Drones)
   • Rebecca (Murder Drones)
   • Sam (Murder Drones)
   • Beau (Murder Drones)
   • N (Murder Drones)
   • V (Murder Drones)
   • Alice (Murder Drones)
   • BAMF Uzi Doorman
   • BAMF Uzi Doorman's Class
   • The Camp Gang Lives
   • Crew as Family
   • Pairings to be decided - Freeform
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Probably Uzi-Centric
   • Doll and Uzi Doorman are Cousins
   • Beau and Uzi Doorman are Cousins
   • Chaotic Good Alice

   Summary

   Who would win: one hyper-intelligence, or six catastrophically reckless examples of natural stupidity?

   A single railgun once changed the fate of Copper-9. It took down two of God’s angels and left a permanent mark on the planet’s history.

   Now imagine six weapons. Built by the same twisted genius. For six drones. Six walking disasters.

   A mad freak. A washed-up cheerleader. A little nerd. An average Joe. A druggie. And a baby cowboy.

   What could possibly go wrong?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,977

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

   6

   Kudos:

   12

   Bookmarks:

   4

   Hits:

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