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“I was supposed to have lunch with my mum on Saturday, but I’d love an excuse to cancel… I’m not really feeling up to listening to an hour-long soliloquy on her latest menopause symptoms followed by a selection from her PhD dissertation on Why Penelope Featherington is a Disappointment. So, fuck it! Yes! Let’s do it this weekend!” Pen says, and Colin bites his cheek to keep from giggling like a pre-teen at the unintentional innuendo in her last sentence. And tries to ignore the little voice in his head that says ‘Yes! LET’S do IT this weekend!!!’. He composes himself.
“As fun as that lunch with your mum sounds, I think you’d be better off going basically anywhere with me! And on the drive, I promise to treat you to my entire dissertation on Why Penelope Featherington is the Fucking Best, so get ready,” Colin says, and wills her to hear just how much he means it. Because she IS the fucking best and this weekend he’s going to wine her and dine her and thoroughly woo her.
He’s going to declare himself. Finally.