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    The desert is hell.
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    It is the mouth of the devil, his stomach, his entire wretched digestive tract right down to the scorched bowels of the earth. It is the wax crusted in Satan's ears—yellow, thick, and sticky like the cotton shirt glued to Wile’s back every single damn day, no matter how many times he peels it off.

    And then he saw IT.

    Or: Wile E. Coyote is a defecting military inventor, and the Road Runner is an eldritch horror.

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