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    “You live here.”

    “I do not.”

    “You have a drawer.”

    “I have half a drawer.”

    “That’s worse!”

    Tim Drake keeps leaving his shit at Danny’s apartment. Danny keeps making room for it. Neither of them is doing the math.

    There are other things to worry about. Classes. Patrol. King bullshit. The fact that Danny’s boyfriend is hot and standing in his kitchen, which immediately becomes more pressing than whatever else he was doing.

    Tim is equally fucking useless about him, so that helps.

    Between arguing over absolutely nothing, fucking about it, and treating “incorrect use of superpowers” like a competitive sport, they’re accidentally developing a shared household. There are groceries now. Somebody bought the good coffee. Tim’s shampoo costs more than the dresser he’s keeping his clothes in.

    He is, allegedly, just staying over.

    *A Kinktober sequel in which two obnoxious nerds get to be obnoxious nerds together, everybody else has to deal with it, and the porn comes with a developing lease situation.

    Language:
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