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    Holy shit. Holy shit holy shit. Ilya was the luckiest man in the world, and he was married to the hottest man in the world. His dick was weeping furiously in his shorts as he read Shane’s list, and he was feeling almost woozy. He wasn’t sure he could make it through an entire conversation about what was written here without coming in his underwear.

    “Shane. Shane. This is so hot. Jesus Christ. I think I am going to die because my dick is so hard right now, best way to go, sorry you are widow now.”

    “It’s widower for men, but don’t worry. I can take care of that.” Shane looked pointedly at Ilya’s lap. “I take it you liked the lists.”

    “Add lists to list, Hollander.”

    “I’ve got something I need to do first.”

     

    OR: Shane makes a list of kinks for him and Ilya to fill out. They explore its contents.

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