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  1. The Flaw in the Best Laid Plan by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer  

    26 Jun 2022

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    "Alice, what do you mean when you say I'm already married?" "I meant just that, Edward. You can't get married because you're married, and since 1926. But it all doesn't make sense." "Then, apart from the fact that I've been married without my knowledge, what else doesn't make sense?" "Your wife was born in 1979." "What the f…?" "That's exactly what I thought when I read that line."

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