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1. Pretty Please, Sit Still! by teethlesspineapples

   Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sans/Sans (Undertale)
   • drink - Relationship
   • Dream/ Ink
   • Dream x Ink - Relationship
   • _____tale Sans | Ink (Undertale)
   • Dreamtale Sans | Dream (Undertale)
   • Dreamtale Sans | Dream/_____tale Sans | Ink (Undertale)
   • Top Dream Sans
   • bottom ink sans
   • Cock Warming
   • Orgasm Edging
   • Anal Sex
   • Coming Inside Someone
   • Riding
   • Sex Toys
   • mentioned - Freeform
   • Internal Monologue
   • Loss of Control
   • Kinktober 2026
   • Dream is acting as a dildo for Ink

   Summary

   Sitting still is an easy task for Dream, he was a stone statue for five hundred years, but as Ink shifts on his lap, he wants to throw his patience out the window. When he agreed to help Ink create more AUs, he thought that Ink needed a new perspective- not a living dildo.

   Ink might be the smartest skeleton alive, he knew of Dream’s willingness to not question his shenanigans so of course he asked the Guardian for help. Normal toys just weren’t the same and well- Dream’s really pretty, and so is his dick!

   Prompt: Cock Warming

   Series

   • Part 6 of KINKTOBER but I'm on hiatus bc my house burnt down lol

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,840

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   3

   Kudos:

   39

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   434