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Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS
December 2nd, 2026
Saturday - 10:30am
(void)manipulator: IT’S THE WEEKEEEEEND
maypick: YIPPEE!!!
TheStrongest: Guys guess what
I moved
Arsonist: WHAT
WHY WAS THIS NOT MENTIONED SOONER???
YOU KNOW LIKE
IN THE PROCESS OF MOVING???
HELLO??? BRO.
AllSeeingEye: Why is buddy so upset lmao
Detective: Wait like actually?
Wemmbu why didn’t you tell us?
(void)manipulator: yeah!! :(
PRINCE!!!: Why didn’t you say anything :((
AllSeeingEye: Woah… Wemmbu I can’t believe this… I truly never would’ve seen this coming
Merman: You are not slick
We ALL know he would’ve told you first
TheStrongest: LMAO as fun as this was to see you all care about me
I’m not moving schools
Just houses
Arsonist: Oh thank god
TheStrongest: I think we all know who would’ve been the most distraught if I moved schools though lololololol
Arsonist: Stfu
Detective: I mean are we really surprised he didn’t specify
This is Wemmbu 😐
TheStrongest: Hey what is that supposed to mean
Merman: Is this the first time we’re all hearing of this? Or he tell someone else when he told Egg?
AllSeeingEye: Wait why are we assuming he told me
Detective: Are we serious
HarvardHereICome: 🤨
Merman:
Arsonist replied to 1 message: [AllSeeingEye: Woah… Wemmbu I can’t believe…]
Arsonist: You cannot tell me this would be your actual response to Wemmbu telling you this for the first time
AllSeeingEye: Dang you got me
Detective: ??? 😭
Arsonist: Ok can we get back on track
Wemmbu, you’re moving? Where?
Merman: It can’t be too far right? Since you’re still going to our school
TheStrongest: Yeah
So um
And I’m gonna request none of you say anything until I’m finished because this is actually serious
(void)manipulator: 🫡
TheStrongest: A couple of you know this already but my parents aren’t the best
They’re lowkey kinda abusive
My dad is an alcoholic and my mom has bpd
And they fight a lot
I’m scared to go home most of the time
I’ve been staying with Egg for the past month because it’s gotten really bad
But I’m gonna be living with Minute now because as of a day or two ago, he’s now my legal guardian
Uh
Surprise!
You guys are free from silence now lol
Detective: Wemmbu that’s great!
I mean not the home life part
But that you’re getting out of it!
Full transparency here, but Flame and I already knew about his home life
Arsonist: Yeah
I’m really glad you’re leaving it dude
Congratulations
(void)manipulator: YOU GET TO HAVE MINUTE AS YOUR DAD???
THATS SO UNFAIR
i mean you deserve it
BUT WHAT THE HECK
TheStrongest: LMAO
Sucks to suck ig 🙂↔️
PRINCE!!!: I’m glad you felt comfortable enough to tell us :)
Merman: Yeah man
I would’ve been scared shitless lol
TheStrongest: :)
HarvardHereICome: Dude I’ve been in some pretty bad places in the foster care system
If you ever need anything I’m just a message away
Detective replied to 1 message: [HarvardHereICome: Dude I’ve been in some…]
Detective: Can confirm unfortunately
He’s got your back
We all do
TheStrongest: Thanks guys
Can we stop talking about this now
Detective: Yeah of course
TopRatedShades: I just got here, Wemmbu I’m really sorry about all that
But don’t worry bc I’m a distraction
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Detective: THEO
STOP SENDING THAT FREAKING PICTURE EVERYWHERE FOR GOODNESS SAKE
DM’s between @Crucible’sGambit and @FireyFlames
Saturday - 11:01am
FireyFlames: We should go to the skatepark
Crucible’sGambit: Now????
It’s kinda cold outside dude
FireyFlames: I mean it doesn’t have to be now
But the offer is there
And there’s barely any snow on the ground bro
Crucible’sGambit: 🙄
I’m busy with moving stuff rn but maybe in the evening
FireyFlames: Bet
needing a vacay
Saturday - 11:03am
justaMinute: Proud of you dude!
eggy: Yeah you did great brother
wemmy(✿◠‿◠): Thanks guys
Escapists, Adventurers and… the Other One
Saturday - 12:34pm
Number1PrisonBreaker: Wifies what if you were a clone
backupspyglass: what
Number1PrisonBreaker: I had a dream last night where I was trying to debunk an escape room that you were doing for some reason
But there were two of you??
And one of them was like
Helping the other
But the one in the escape room didn’t know
backupspyglass: Evilfies 😏😏😏
Number1PrisonBreaker: OMG EVILFIES
YOU’RE A GENUIS
spyglass: Is this a reference I don’t understand
Uncontainable: EVILFIESSSS
I HAVEN’T HEARD THAT NAME IN A MILLION YEARS
Wait who would be Evilfies is this scenario
Number1PrisonBreaker: Parrot
spyglass: WHAT
backupspyglass: Heh
Nah he doesn’t have enough aura to be as devious as Evilfies
spyglass: …Thank you?
I’m really confused
“OtherOne”: image.png
spyglass: Theo what if I murked you right now
backupspyglass: Evilfies is the one controlling the escape room obviously, he has other Wifies in it
Otherfies
Clonefies!
Uncontainable: CLONEFIES AWWW
backupspyglass: And Evilfies has like
A billion other clones
But Ken finds out about this when he came to debunk “Wifies’” escape room and gets trapped in it as well
So he helps Clonefies escape and defeat Evilfies
And Clonefies becomes Wifies instead
There you go, that’s my backstory
"OtherOne": 🤯
Number1PrisonBreaker: This is the best idea you've ever had
backupspyglass: Thank you I try 😌
Uncontainable: I can’t believe… my best friend… of ten years… is a… a… CLONE??!?!?!?!?!!?
backupspyglass: I know
I’m so sorry you’re just learning this now 😔
Wait hold up
Yellow, Pink & Purple! KWW!! (Aren’t I the one in the middle?)
Saturday - 12:50pm
weefies changed their name to Clonefies
Clonefies: Embracing my new past
PinkTulips: falls to my knees
CertifiedCatboy: Oh Wifies… I can’t believe there’s 158384727 of you out there somewhere 😔
Clonefies: It’s ok
I’m the only important one 🙂↔️
CertifiedCatboy: You’re the only Wifies in my heart
PinkTulips: We shall protect him at all costs 🫡
Clonefies: Wait ok this lore needs to be fleshed out
PinkTulips: “fleshed out” who says that
Clonefies: I do 😒
Clonefies started a call
Escapists, Adventurers and… the Other One
Saturday - 12:56pm
“OtherOne”: I’m confused where did they go
spyglass: I think they went to their second gc
“OtherOne”: They have a second one??
spyglass: I mean yeah
They were friends for years before I met Wifies
“OtherOne”: Huh
The Main 4 and their Silly Little Guys
Saturday - 2:00pm
InvisibleKnight: I love being a main character
themostunstableone: me too gang me too
immortaldemon: Actually concerned for your mental health
Just so you know
InvisibleKnight: Spoke why did you let him be a main character too
themostunstableone: all mc’s gotta have beef with at least one other one yk
InvisibleKnight: I don’t have beef with him
immortaldemon: Look at what you JUST said like two messages ago bro
InvisibleKnight: Hey man I was a different guy back then
immortaldemon: I’m gonna crash out on you bro
InvisibleKnight: Wait till we’re at the skatepark buddy
immortaldemon: “Yes sir”
Tf?
InvisibleKnight: (✿◠‿◠)
Someone’s got a short fuse today
immortaldemon: Stfu
farminglifesimulator: Flame are you being angry for no reason today
immortaldemon: No
themostunstableone: 🤨
2:24pm
InvisibleKnight: Never mind being a main character sucks this shit is ass
Exiled: What could have POSSIBLY happened
immortaldemon: Um excuse me someone get this guy out of here
Exiled: Bro
immortaldemon: Why are you still talking you’re supposed to be banned
Exiled: I said I’m sorry!
immortaldemon has muted Exiled for 15 minutes
InvisibleKnight: Did you just put him in time out
immortaldemon: Some questions don’t need answers
InvisibleKnight: What
themostunstableone: lololol parrots in time out
immortaldemon: You can be next
InvisibleKnight: Damn who stomped on your parade?
Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed or what?
immortaldemon: Fuck you
farminglifesimulator: Flame
immortaldemon: Ughhhh
DM’s between @Crucible’sGambit and @If_I_Had_A_Trident
Saturday - 3:01pm
If_I_Had_A_Trident: image.png
Crucible’sGambit: Is that you… photoshopped as a pirate… on a boat
If_I_Had_A_Trident: I’m sailing the seven seas
Crucible’sGambit: Can I be the second hand
If_I_Had_A_Trident: Yes!
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Crucible’sGambit: ??? What happened
If_I_Had_Trident: We went to war
It was a long and hard battle
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But it’s ok because it conveniently started raining at just the right time for me to smite all my enemies
Crucible’sGambit replied to 1 message: [If_I_Had_Trident: image.png]
Crucible’sGambit: Holy aura
If_I_Had_Trident: image.png
THEY HAVE BOMBS
Crucible’sGambit: BOMB THEM BACK
If_I_Had_A_Trident: I DON’T HAVE ANY
Crucible’s Gambit: GIVE ME TWO SECONDS
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If_I_Had_Trident: Is that a fishing rod
Crucible’sGambit: Yes
It was Egg’s idea
You got a problem with that
If_I_Had_A_Trident: No sir
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We won!
Crucible’sGambit: We did so good gang
Mostly me obviously
If_I_Had_A_Trident: Oh yes of course
Crucible’sGambit: This was weirdly really fun
…Can we do this again sometime
If_I_Had_A_Trident: I gotta make more pictures but yeah!
Crucible’sGambit: Bro’s gonna become the photoshopping master
If_I_Had_A_Trident: Some peoples skills are the most unlikely ones…
Crucible’sGambit: D’alrightttt
DM’s between @Crucible’sGambit and @justaMinute
Saturday - 3:56pm
Crucible’sGambit: Minute
justaMinute: What’s up?
Crucible’sGambit: Can you get some of those candies Egg likes from the store while you’re there
Unless you left already
justaMinute: Yeah I can do that
Do you want anything?
Crucible’sGambit: I’m fine
justaMinute: Ok
4:45pm
Crucible’sGambit: Bro
justaMinute: ?
Crucible’sGambit: I said you didn’t have to get me anything
justaMinute: I saw them there and I know you like them so
I got them
Crucible’sGambit: Hm
4:57pm
Crucible’sGambit: thank you
DM’s between @Crucible’sGambit and @FireyFlames
Saturday - 6:34pm
FireyFlames: I’m coming to pick you up
Crucible’sGambit: What
FireyFlames: Skatepark
Bring a jacket
And maybe some snacks
Crucible’sGambit: Are you gonna kill me
FireyFlames: Idk am I
Crucible’sGambit: Not inspiring confidence there buddy
I’ll let Minute know
FireyFlames: That I might kill you???
Crucible’sGambit: No dumbass
That I’m going out
FireyFlames: Oh
Crucible’sGambit: 😒
DM’s between @weefies and @CertifiedCatboy
Saturday - 7:03pm
CertifiedCatboy: Fiessss
Can I borrow your switch
weefies: ?? No
CertifiedCatboy: But I wanna add a character to your Tomadachi life
Pleaseeeee
I’ll let you reread that comic book you really like
weefies: Ugh fine
Deal
The basket is on your side you have to push it over
CertifiedCatboy: OK
YAY
THANK YOU!!!
weefies: Yw lol
7:10pm
weefies: Bro what is taking so long
CertifiedCatboy: I couldn’t find the book! I got it now!
Two seconds!
weefies: Bro why did you donate me chocolate as well
CertifiedCatboy: :3
weefies: Ok it’s coming back over
If the whole thing breaks and the basket falls two stories down you’re buying me a new switch
CertifiedCatboy: YAY YAY THANK YOU!!
AWW SOUR PATCH KIDS
TYTY I LOVE YOU <33
weefies: Yeah whatever man <3
DM’s between @FireyFlames and @farminglifesimulator
Saturday - 9:43pm
farminglifesimulator: Hey
You doing okay?
FireyFlames: Of course I am why wouldn’t I be
farminglifesimulator: …Right
And that’s why it took you ten minutes to respond after you saw my message
FireyFlames: I’m just having a bad day ok?
Can we not fucking talk about this
farminglifesimulator: Ok
10:00pm
FireyFlames: Loms I’m sorry
farminglifesimulator: I know
FireyFlames: I’m just
Kinda mad at the whole world right now
But I don’t want to take it out on you
That’s not fair
farminglifesimulator: I’ll be back in town by Monday okay?
FireyFlames: Ok
I miss you
farminglifesimulator: Well you won’t have to miss me for long! <3
FireyFlames: :)
DM’s between @weefies and @Ghostbuster
Saturday - 11:09pm
Ghostbuster: Wifies… we should go to another abandoned building…
weefies: Oh god have you found another one
Ghostbuster: ;)
You know that old church?
weefies: The one that’s falling apart and is getting eaten by the forest?
And everyone stays away from because there’s whispers from inside it?
Squiddo.
Ghostbuster: Come onnnn
You know you want to :D
weefies: You’re going to kill us one day
Sure, let’s do it
Ghostbuster: YAY
MONDAY AT 11 PM!!!
weefies: Ok lol
I’ll bring bandages
Ghostbuster: Dude the cut last time wasn’t that bad
weefies: I’m not having this conversation with you again.
Ghostbuster: Damn you sound like my mom
weefies: Gn Squiddo
Ghostbuster: Wifiesssss
weefies: Love you Squids <3
Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS
December 3rd, 2026
Sunday - 4:30am
(void)manipulator: image.png
i did it!!! essay is done!
AllSeeingEye: Why did you stay up so late to do this lol
(void)manipulator: well i was procrastinating
and i forgot
so i had to rush to finish it
AllSeeingEye: Is it due tomorrow?
(void)manipulator: yeah, first class english
your in that class bro
AllSeeingEye: …On a Sunday?
(void)manipulator: what
AllSeeingEye: It’s Sunday tomorrow
Did you think we had school?
(void)manipulator: so i just panicked and stayed up all night for nothing
AllSeeingEye: It seems so
(void)manipulator: ITS OK. THAT MEANS I WONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT LATER
AllSeeingEye: Lol
(void)manipulator: IM GOING TO SLEEP AND IM GOING TO STAY IN BED TILL NOON
GOODNIGHT.
AllSeeingEye: 👋
DM’s between @I’mX2 and @CertifiedCatboy
Sunday - 9:00am
I’mX2: Hey
Is Wifies mad at me?
CertifiedCatboy: Why would he be mad at you?
I’mX2: Idk
It was a stupid question just ignore this
DM’s between @CertifiedCatboy and @weefies
Sunday - 9:03am
CertifiedCatboy: Parrot just texted me and asked if you were mad at him
Are you okay?
weefies: What?
Yeah?
Why would I be mad at him?
CertifiedCatboy: That’s what I told him
And then he ended the conversation
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weefies: I guess we haven’t hung out in a while
I got distracted with a bunch of stuff
And I’ve been been having fun with you and Wato
And Squiddo and I are
CertifiedCatboy: Woah, it’s ok
I’m sure it’s fine
You’re allowed to hang out with your other friends and not feel like you have to explain why
weefies: ok
CertifiedCatboy: I’m coming over
weefies: Dude
CertifiedCatboy: No arguments! See you in five!
weefies: Ken.
DM’s between @CertifiedCatboy and @PinkTulips
Sunday - 11:23am
CertifiedCatboy: voice_message [40 minutes]
PinkTulips: ??? Is this another one of your escape room rants
CertifiedCatboy: No
12:07pm
PinkTulips: Wtf
CertifiedCatboy: Yeah
PinkTulips: Bro I’m sorry but I was never really the biggest fan of Parrot
I know lots of people like him
And he’s very nice and helps people who need it
But he’s also just
Kinda mean
Or judgmental at the very least
CertifiedCatboy: Yeah I’ve always had that impression
But I’m not about to be dictating who Wifies should be friends with
And Parrot isn’t either, sure, but it’s also very obvious he doesn’t like certain people
I don’t think he dislikes us per se, but I think that’s just because we’ve been Wifies’ friends for so long that he can’t find any reason to
PinkTulips: Idk he kinda just pretends we don’t exist when he can
CertifiedCatboy: Ugh that too
But what I mean is that he’s never tried to pull Wifies away from us
And I’ve seen him try to do that with a couple of his other friends
You ever notice how Theo doesn’t really have any other friends but Parrot?
PinkTulips: Oh yeah 100%
CertifiedCatboy: I just hate how it has to be Wifies
I don’t understand him
PinkTulips: I don’t think anybody really does
The Main 4 and their Silly Little Guys
Sunday - 1:34pm
BIGGESTBIRD: @FireyFlames image.png
immortamdemon: what
???
Why am I literally on fire
BIGGESTBIRD: Jaden is teaching me his photoshopping skills
immortaldemon: What does that mean
BIGGESTBIRD: It means I’m about to make the most goated pictures you’ve ever seen
InvisibleKnight: Jaden’s are better
BIGGESTBIRD: HEY
InvisibleKnight: Hey man I don’t make the rules
They just are
BIGGESTBIRD: >:(
Look at my user dumbass
It means I’m better at everything than anyone
immortaldemon: I think I just had a stroke reading that sentence
InvisibleKnight: LOL
BIGGESTBIRD: What is this national bully Theo day?
I hate all of you
InvisibleKnight: Yeah I hate me too
immortaldemon: What?
InvisibleKnight: What?
DM’s between @FireyFlames and @speed_demon
Sunday - 3:45pm
speed_demon: Bro where are you
FireyFlames: ?? In my room?
Why?
speed_demon: We’re going shopping
FireyFlames: No I’m not
speed_demon: Yes you are
Come on little brother!!
FireyFlames: I never agreed to this
speed_demon: That’s unfortunate
Come on, get out here
We’re leaving
FireyFlames: Ughhhh bro
DM’s between @I’mX2 and @weefies
Sunday - 4:02pm
I’mX2: Wifies
Are you ok
weefies: Why wouldn’t I be
I’mX2: Idk
Are you mad at me
weefies: No
I’mX2: Ok
Are you sure
weefies: I would tell you if I was dude
I’mX2: Ok
Sorry
Yellow, Pink & Purple! KWW!! (Aren’t I the one in the middle?)
Sunday - 4:17pm
Clonefies: Parrot just texted me
PinkTulips: Did you respond?
Clonefies: I mean yeah
He asked if I was mad at him
PinkTulips: Again?
Clonefies: Yeah
I’m not really sure why
I mean Ken and I already talked through about how I don’t think I did anything
I haven’t asked Parrot
But idk if I want to talk to him right now
He was kinda mean the last time I did
PinkTulips: Mean how?
weefies: Ok I don’t know if he was being mean
But I was talking about my new friend Hummer
And he got really cold or dry or something and I could tell he wanted me to stop talking
PinkTulips: When was this?
weefies: Friday
I haven’t really spoken to him since
PinkTulips: Well let’s see how it plays out tomorrow
weefies: Ok
I’m kinda nervous about tomorrow but ok
PinkTulips: Hey, you always have us, right?
If everything goes wrong, we’ll still be here
weefies: I can’t tell if that’s comforting or not
Thank you though :)
PinkTulips: :)
Ken I can see you lurking
CertifiedCatboy: No you can’t
weefies: Get a load of this guy
CertifiedCatboy: :(
DM’s between @I’mX2 and @I_can’t_read
Sunday - 6:04pm
I_can’t_read: I just had the most diabolical pizza ever
I’mX2: Oh dear
I_can’t_read: image.png
I’mX2: What is THAT
I_can’t_read: The most beautiful thing you’ve ever laid your eyes upon
I’mX2: It might be the most disgusting thing actually
I_can’t_read: You’re so mean :(
I’mX2: Am I?
I_can’t_read: No?
I’mX2: Oh
Never mind
I_can’t_read: Are you ok?
Parrot?
Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS
December 4th, 2026
Monday - 12:22am
AllSeeingEye: FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE ESSAY DUO TOMORROW FIRST PERIOD
(void)manipulator: HAH
TheStrongest: How??? Spoke was literally talking about it yesterday
AllSeeingEye: I KNOW
HarvardHereICome: I don’t think I’ve ever seen Egg swear before
Or just type like that in general
AllSeeingEye: Hard times like these bring out the worst in people
TheStrongest: Aaaand he’s back to being philosophical again
DM’s between @I’mX2 and @weefies
Monday - 2:30am
I’mX2: I’m sorry if I did anything
read - 6:55am
Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS
Monday - 7:57am
(void)manipulator: its monday 😢
maypick: ew monday
(void)manipulator: i miss when it was friday :(
maypick: me too :(
TheStrongest: I miss when you guys were quiet
Arsonist: Facts
(void)manipulator: >:(
hey egg did you get that essay done
TheStrongest: He stayed up all night but yeah
He’s sleeping on my shoulder now I have to carry him to school :/
Arsonist: You two might have the strangest relationship I’ve ever seen
You bully each other one moment and then the next you carry him to school because you don’t want to wake him up
TheStrongest: Ok bro so can we not hyper analyze me and Egg
maypick: no because i’ve genuinely seen him get into a screaming match with someone, and then turn around and ask egg if he’s ok in a tone i would NEVER expect wemmbu to use
(void)manipulator: you have a point, you have a point
TheStrongest: You guys know I’m still here right?
Arsonist: And the way they look at each other sometimes
Not romantically obviously, but like they’re the only other person they give a shit about
TheStrongest: Hello? Bro.
Ok I give up trying to type and carry while no one is listening to me
(void)manipulator: nice :)
maypick: well that’s one way to shut someone up i guess
DM’s between @Crucible’sGambit and @KeeperofKnowledge
Monday - 8:46am
KeeperofKnowledge: Bro
Wemmbu
Crucible’sGambit: What’s up?
KeeperofKnowledge: They have a fishing trip…
Crucible’sGambit: Absolutely not
KeeperofKnowledge: Bro I’m about to catch the biggest fish mankind has ever seen
Crucible’sGambit: Are you gonna pull up a Megalodon? Tf?
KeeperofKnowledge: You never know bro
You never know
Crucible’sGambit: Also aren’t you in ELA rn?
KeeperofKnowledge: Minute just told me bc he saw it on a poster
Sent me a picture and everything
The goat
Crucible’sGambit: Lol
When is it?
KeeperofKnowledge: In a couple weeks
Ice fishing! I’ve never done it before I’m excited
You should come too
Crucible’sGambit: No bro
KeeperofKnowledge: But the cold never bothered you anyway
So there’s no reason not to
Come onnnn
Pleaseeeee
For me?
Crucible’sGambit: I’ll think about it.
KeeperofKnowledge: Which is Wemmbu for “fine I’ll do it”
Yay!
We’re gonna have so much fun!
needing a vacay
Monday - 11:47am
wemmy(✿◠‿◠): It’s almost lunch time…
I’m almost free…
eggy: Bro is yearning
Dadtech: Caged animal behaviour
wemmy(✿◠‿◠): EXCUSE ME
Dadtech: 🤫
eggy: He MIGHT be a zoo animal
wemmy(✿◠‿◠): WTF
WHY ARE WE DEHUMANIZING ME????
eggy: Yeah Wemmbu’s dad
Why would you do that
Dadtech: D’alright
wemmy(✿◠‿◠): I hate both of you
eggy: WHAT DID I DO
Dadtech: Bro???
wemmy(✿◠‿◠): Bro is genuinely the forgetter
His head is only good for storing nonsense information
eggy: hey.
Dadtech: Lololol
DM’s between @FireyFlames and @speed_demon
Monday - 12:14pm
speed_demon: Can I have your leftover chicken
FireyFlames: No
speed_demon: What’chu gonna do if I eat it anyways
FireyFlames: Dump every article of food we have into the trash so you starve.
speed_demon: That’s my boy
I’m eating it anyway
Guess who’s not here to stop me? Oh wait!
FireyFlames: Why even ask at that point
speed_demon: Cause it’s funny
Love you Flame!
FireyFlames: I’m going to skin you alive one day.
DM’s between @I’mX2 and @weefies
Monday - 1:08pm
I’mX2: Wifies I’m sorry
Wifies
Please
I didn’t mean it
weefies: I really don’t want to talk to you right now
I’mX2: Please just listen to me
Try to think of it from my perspective
weefies: Your perspective?
You have don’t like when I talk to other people
You have anxiety when I hang out with other friends and shut the conversation down when it even gets close to the topic of one of them
Yeah sure, a couple months ago you were really supportive when I was anxious over who I was spending time with
And now you only want me to talk to you?
What happened bro
I’mX2: I’m
I just
Fies you’re not listening
weefies: I’M not listening?
Don’t “Fies” me right now
I understand being nervous about like, distancing from each other
But that doesn’t mean I can’t even talk to anyone but you
I’mX2: Ok but like
Wifies I’ve known you for so long
Do they know you like I do?
weefies: This is manipulation now
I’mX2: You can’t even answer!
I’m your best friend Fies!
You know I’d never do anything to hurt you
weefies: You already have hurt me Parrot
You’re actually buckling down on what you should be apologizing for
If you can’t see that you’re in the wrong here than I don’t know what to do
Please don’t give me a reason to block you
I’mX2: You wouldn’t actually ever block me Fies come on
You’re too attached to me
weefies: I’m too
Ok.
Fine.
You can’t message this person anymore
Yellow, Pink & Purple! KWW!! (Aren’t I the one in the middle?)
Monday - 1:43pm
Clonefies: @CertifiedCatboy @PinkTulips
guys
please help
CertifiedCatboy: What’s wrong??
Wifies??
Clonefies: i blocked him
PinkTulips: What??
Parrot??
Clonefies: yeah
CertifiedCatboy: Why?? What happened after lunch?
Clonefies: he messaged me to say he was sorry but then he wouldn’t back down
and he said he was basically my only real friend
and said i would never block him because i’m too dependent on him
so
i did
PinkTulips: It sounds like Parrot’s projecting a little here
CertifiedCatboy: You’re right but that is NOT helping Wato
Where are you Fies?
Clonefies: the smaller bathrooms
CertifiedCatboy: We’re on our way
DM’s between @weefies and @Ghostbuster
Monday - 1:50pm
weefies: sorry squids but i might not be able to go to the church with you tonight
Ghostbuster: Oh how come??
Are you ok??
You only ever type like that when you’re really upset
weefies: it’s ok ken and wato are coming
i’ll be fine
Ghostbuster: If you’re sure…
Well if you need anything I’m just a message away!
weefies: thank you
i’m really glad you’re my friend squiddo
Ghostbuster: I’m really glad you’re my friend too!!! <3
weefies: <3
ken and wato are here now i’ll message you later
Ghostbuster: Ok!! Feel better soon!!
Purgatory
Monday - 2:11pm
weefies: mable can you pick me up
plesse
mableable: Of course I can, what’s wrong?
girlsjustwannahavefun: Are you okay?
weefies: no
i would walk home but ken doesn’t want me going alone
and i don’t think i can stand right either
mableable: What happened?
weefies: Hey this is Kenadian
Parrot and Wifies got into a massive fight at lunch
And Parrot apparently texted him later and said some really nasty things
So Wifies blocked him
And now he’s terrified of seeing him
He had a pretty bad panic attack in the bathroom but we (Wato and I) are here with him now
mableable: I’ll be there as soon as possible
weefies: Ok, thank you so much
Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS
Monday - 4:01pm
Merman: Does anyone know what a “nation-state” is
I swear it was only mentioned in passing but I need it for a history test 😭
(void)manipulator: idk america??????
final answer im locking in
PRINCE!!!: Uh oh maybe I should study
Merman: I’m cooked 😔
Arsonist: Ask Egg he would know
Merman: @KeeperofKnowledge
TheStrongest: Not HERE
I don’t want to listen to another history lesson!
AllSeeingEye: Bro. If a man was in dire need of help with math and his friend began to teach him while you were in the vicinity, but you were scared of math, would they move for you?
TheStrongest: What
AllSeeingEye: Exactly bro
Arsonist: You know, he has a point
TheStrongest: Stfu Flame
You’re only agreeing to piss me off
Arsonist: Is it working?
TheStrongest: …
Arsonist: And my point still stands
AllSeeingEye: MY point bro
Come on now
Arsonist: 😒
4:50pm
AllSeeingEye: *insert massive block of text explaining what a nation-state is cause I am NOT writing all that*
Arsonist: What the fuck
TheStrongest: Are we SURE this guy isn’t using ai
This is the second time he’s done something like this
(void)manipulator: there was a first time???
TheStrongest: That summary he did of a book he was reading a couple months back
(void)manipulator: oh yeahhh
hey how did your book end egg?
TheStrongest: Are we ASKING for more essays? Please my heart can’t take it
AllSeeingEye: Oh, he was able to get his best friend free.
TheStrongest: Oh well that’s nice
AllSeeingEye: And then his other friend who had been helping him and he got really close to died
TheStrongest: Oh
Merman: Well that took a turn!
DM’s between @weefies and @Ghostbuster
Monday - 6:43pm
weefies: Hey
Are you still up for going to the church with me tonight?
Ghostbuster: Only if you’re sure you’re feeling better!!
weefies: I am
And Wato said it would probably help take my mind off things
And I do want to go
So
Can we?
Ghostbuster: YES!!!
LET’S GO TO THE CHURCH AND PROBABLY GET A REALLT NASTY INFECTION AND GET SICK
WE’RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN
weefies: If you see a ghost again we gotta figure out how to talk to it
Ghostbuster: Omg let’s stop by the store first and get an Ouija board
weefies: You think they just have those laying around???
Ghostbuster: You never know 🤷♀️
If they don’t than maybe we can just have them draw pictures in the dust
weefies: I wonder if they’re good at drawing
Ghostbuster: Now THAT is a mystery we need to solve
See you in a couple hours!!
Unless you wanna go now?
weefies: Nah
I have something I need to do first
Ghostbuster: OK!! See you!!
weefies: See you
DM’s between @I’mX2 and @weefies
Monday - 6:55pm
weefies unblocked I’mX2
weefies: This doesn’t mean I forgive you
But I’m sorry for blocking you
I’mX2: I deserved it honestly
I’m sorry Wifies
weefies: Me too
I get what it’s like to be worried about losing friends
But we should take a break from each other I think
I’mX2: I
Ok
Yeah
You’re probably right
weefies: Ok
Bye Parrot
I’mX2: Bye Wifies
Have a good night
weefies: You too
…<3
I’mX2: <3