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Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS

October 17th, 2026

Wednesday - 9:34am

Detective: Wemmbu actually lock in

I want to get to my presentation too dude

Arsonist: Bro can’t respond 🫩

Detective: I’m sending this to his brain through sheer force of will

Arsonist: That makes zero sense but ok

Whatever works ig

TopRatedShades: Sent image.png

Plz help wtf does this say

Detective: That’s your writing what are we talking about 😭🙏

Arsonist: How in the world do you know that’s his writing bro

Detective: The amount of times he’s gotten me to proofread his work is probably in the hundreds

Arsonist: Wild

TopRatedShades: IT’S NOT MY FAULT I CAN’T READ WORDS RIGHT

AllSeeingEye: Chill out brother it’s not that serious 🫩

HarvardHereICome muted the chat

TopRatedShades: Ok damn

Detective: No words spoken lol

DM’s between @I’mX2 and @I_can’t_read

Wednesday - 9:43am

I’mX2: Theo I really don’t know if I can help you with this one

Usually your writing is a bit better than this

I_can’t_read: I wrote this at 4 am after crashing out

I’mX2: Did you get ANY sleep last night

Theo

Theo respond

Omg this guy

Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS

Wednesday - 9:45am

Detective: @I_can’t_read ANSWER YOUR DM’S

TopRatedShades muted the chat

Detective: Theobald when I get you

TheStrongest: So how’d I do??

Yellow, Pink & Purple! KWW!! (Aren’t I the one in the middle?)

Wednesday - 10:30am

PinkTulips: Study group today during C spare??

CertifiedCatboy: Duh

PinkTulips: Yippee I need so much help 🥹

weefies: Oh dear

PinkTulips: Pre-cal is actually killing me and dragging me into a ditch if ykwim

CertifiedCatboy: Yeahhh this unit sucks

weefies: Really???

It’s fun!

PinkTulips: Ok buddy we get it

You’re the smartest guy ever 😒

CertifiedCatboy: Top rising student over here

Weren’t you the most likely to go to Harvard in that poll we did

weefies: Hey my name in the gc doesn’t lie 😉

PinkTulips: What is that emoji

weefies: 😊

PinkTulips: What is this what are you doing

weefies: 😝

PinkTulips: Ken come back

Save me 😭

CertifiedCatboy: LOL sorry Wato you’re on your own

PinkTulips: NO PLEASE

weefies: 🙂‍↔️

Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS

Wednesday - 12:10pm

TheStrongest: UGH finally

@KeeperofKnowledge where are you

Egg

Egg

Egg

Eggchan

Bro

(void)manipulator: pretty sure his phone is on silent lmao

TheStrongest: How could you possibly know that

(void)manipulator: our teacher made us put our phones in a box for class and i picked up his thinking it was mine

the ringer was off

TheStrongest: Omg this guy

Bro

@justaMinute tell Egg to pick up his phone

AllSeeingEye: Yo what’s up what’d I miss

Arsonist: what

(void)manipulator: ??? how did you do that

are you magic??

TheStrongest: Egg and Minute are in that dumb book club remember? They’re usually together around lunch time

(void)manipulator: nah your a witch i’ve decided

AllSeeingEye: *you’re

(void)manipulator: kys

AllSeeingEye: mb gng

TheStrongest: Hey leave him alone bitch

Only I get to tell him to do that

Arsonist: Insane thing to have a monopoly over

TheStrongest: stfu

Arsonist: Not you telling ME to shut the fuck up ok

TheStrongest: What are you gonna do about it huh

Arsonist: Outside, now

TheStrongest: Oh yeah? I’ll see you there

AllSeeingEye: Buddy 🫩

Babysitter: I’ve seriously given up on those two

Hopefully they don’t hurt each other too bad

Or get sent to the office again

Who am I kidding, it’s gonna be both

(void)manipulator: yeah i wouldnt waste time worrying

DM’s between @Crucible’sGambit and @KeeperofKnowledge

Wednesday - 12:57pm

Crucible’sGambit: I’m coming over to your house after school

KeeperofKnowledge: ?? Ok

Crucible’sGambit: Mom’s a bitch and dad’s in a “yelling all the time for no reason” mood

KeeperofKnowledge: Minute probably has some spare clothes for you if you wanna stay over for longer

Crucible’sGambit: I’d have to go back to my house for things anyway

Can you come with so they’re less inclined to be assholes

KeeperofKnowledge: Course dude

Crucible’sGambit: Thanks Egg

DM’s between @justaMinute and @Crucible’sGambit

Wednesday - 1:10pm

justaMinute: Hey, how’re you doing?

Crucible’sGambit: Did Egg set you up for this

justaMinute: He doesn’t always

But yeah he might’ve mentioned it

Crucible’sGambit: You’re lucky you guys are like my closest friends

What

Stop beginning to type and then changing your mind

justaMinute: Sorry

I care about you too :)

Crucible’sGambit: Don’t push it 😒

justaMinute: Anyway, are you doing ok

Crucible’sGambit: fine

justaMinute: Right

Crucible’sGambit: It’s just

It’s so annoying

I want to feel safe at home but I only feel safe like

Anywhere else

It’s a relief when I come to school because then I’m away from there and when school ends I always have a pit in my stomach

And I know everyone else worries about me but they think everything’s fine at home and THEY all have good home lives

Ok not all of them

But most of them, and that’s fine

But I’m

Like

justaMinute: You want to have a family more like some of our other friends

Crucible’sGambit: yeah

justaMinute: Who else knows about it?

Crucible’sGambit: Besides you and Egg?

Parrot and Flame

Jaden and Zam know a little bit

I think Boosfer’s kinda suspicious

justaMinute: Parrot?

Crucible’sGambit: Yeah he kinda pulled me aside one time last year during a pretty tough time and said he knew something was wrong and that “you can always talk to me if you need”

And I spilled

Not my proudest moment but I trust him

justaMinute: Tbh it’s not that surprising

I would say he’s like

Most mature enough that people want to go to him with their problems after me

Crucible’sGambit: Yeah he has that vibe huh

Anyway the bell’s gonna ring I need to go find Egg

Is he with you?

justaMinute: Yeah he is

Crucible’sGambit: Has he uh

justaMinute: He’s been politely doing some homework while we talk

He doesn’t know whether or not you want to share with him

Crucible’sGambit: That’s stupid, he’s allowed to know everything about me

Alright I’m heading over you can show him the messages

justaMinute: 👍

Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS

Wednesday - 1:38pm

Arsonist: Omg bro this teacher bro

Actually just never stops yapping

Babysitter: You should be paying attention Flame

Arsonist: I AM bro but he keeps going on these stupid ass rants with no meaning

67: Tough

What would you rate it out of 10

Arsonist: Who allowed you here? Why are you in this gc? For what reason?

Babysitter: We all wonder that at some point

67: I mean you know what they say

Arsonist has muted 67 for 24 hours

Arsonist: Unfortunately that’s the max I could do 🫩

Babysitter: I commend your efforts

Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS

Wednesday - 2:01pm

PRINCE!!!: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Merman: ??????

Arsonist: What

TheStrongest: Wtf

Babysitter: Are you good Zam??

Detective: Crashout of the century right here

I see you

PRINCE!!!: Ah ok I feel better now

Babysitter: Glad to hear it lol

TheStrongest: Good for you???

Merman: what just happened.

DM’s between @I’mX2 and @weefies

Wednesday - 2:02pm

I’mX2: Hiiii :D

Do you wanna come to my house??

weefies: I’m so sorry but Ken, Wato and I are going on a hike in the forest after school

I’m free tomorrow though!

I know we need to hang out more I’ve just been super busy

I’mX2: Wifies it’s ok dude

I’m good for tomorrow :)

weefies: Ok <3

I’mX2: <3

Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS

Wednesday - 3:40pm

(void)manipulator: WE’RE FREEEE

PRINCE!!!: YAYYY!!

(void)manipulator: zam come meet mapicc and i outside!

PRINCE!!!: Yes sir!

Arsonist: @If_I_Had_Trident… Jaden when do you want to leave?

Merman: I’ll be there in a sec! I’m helping Wemmbu with something

Arsonist: Alrighty

Hurry up Wemmbu

TheStrongest: Shut up Flame

Arsonist: 🙂‍↔️

TheStrongest: 🙄

The Main 4 and their Silly Little Guys

Wednesday - 10:45pm

@OutOfThisWorld added @red_demon, @Crucible’sGambit, @I’mX2, @FireyFlames, @farminglifesimulator, @KeeperofKnowledge, @I_can’t_read and @weefies to the chat

OutOfThisWorld changed their name to themoststableone

themoststableone: behold! a brand new gc!

parrot you get both your best friends cause idk who you like better

I’mX2: Neither of them???? I don’t pick favourites????

FireyFlames: Why is it “main four” who’s the “main four”

themoststableone: cause we’re the main characters obvi

Crucible’sGambit: I mean yeah I’m down to be a main character

KeeperOfKnowledge: ?????? what is this delusion

themoststableone: hey everything interesting happens around us i’m just saying

I_can’t_read: Interesting things happen around me too bitch

weefies changed themoststableone’s name to themostunstableone

I’mX2: LMAO

Crucible’sGambit: Nah that’s actually facts

needing a vacay

Wednesday - 10:48pm

Dadtech: Hey I forgot to ask if you guys made it to Egg’s okay

eggy: Yeah we’re chill

wemmy(✿◠‿◠): I should probably let you know I had a bit of a panic attack when we got here but I’m alright now

Dadtech: !!

What happened??

wemmy(✿◠‿◠): Dad was throwing things when we got to my house. Mom was kinda pissy but she likes Egg and I kinda think she just didn’t want me around so she let us in to get some stuff

I’m probably not gonna go back for a while

Maybe not ever

That was the last straw I think

eggy: You’re not going back

Dadtech: I agree with Egg

wemmy(✿◠‿◠): Yeah that’s oop one sec

The Main 4 and their Silly Little Guys

Wednesday - 10:51pm

BIGGESTBIRD: @Crucible’sGambit WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GO

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

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King???: Theo why

We didn’t need this

BIGGESTBIRD: But it’s funny lol

Crucible’sGambit: Why is Parrot king why can’t I be king

King???: I didn’t ask for this lol

Spoke just declared it

themostunstableone: hey he’s the most mature one here

am i wrong

Crucible’sGambit: Not really no

FireyFlames: Yeah I’d agree with that

themostunstableone: @I’mX2 SEE

King???: You didn’t have to @ me Spoke I’m still right here :/

needing a vacay

Wednesday - 10:51pm

Dadtech: He wasn’t just trying to get out of the convo right

eggy: Nah Spoke made a new gc

Pretty sure he was being @ed

Dadtech: Ah ok

Anyway, how are you doing?

eggy: I’m chill

My mom got me a trilogy that I’ve been really wanting to read just out of nowhere

So that’s fun

Dadtech: Oh, what’s it about?

The Main 4 and their Silly Little Guys

Wednesday - 10:55pm

yinyangpuppy: Ok but I get to be Parrot’s right hand man

BIGGESTBIRD: Wouldn’t it make it easier to have the bodyguard also be the right hand man

yinyangpuppy: No??? Also what would I be if I wasn’t the right hand man?

BIGGESTBIRD: Idk didn’t you guys used to go on lots of adventures when you were little?? You can be the traveller that like

Brings back maps and stuff

yinyangpuppy: So you’re trying to push me farther AWAY from Parrot, I see.

BIGGESTBIRD: I’m just saying it makes more sense

King???: WHY are we arguing about this it’s not even real 😭🙏

Besides, I should technically be the one assigning your roles

And if anything, Spoke should be my right hand man since he “appointed me king”

BIGGESTBIRD: NO

yinyangpuppy: WHAT

themostunstableone: HAHA YES

TAKE THAT

King???: Except I’m not going to do that lol

yinyangpuppy: Oh phew

themostunstableone: aw come on

id be a great right hand man right parrot

right??

King???: Wifies can be my right hand man and Theo can be my bodyguard

Because Theo you already kind of take on that role and Wifies and I like gossiping

InvisibleKnight: What in the world does gossiping have to do with being an advisor

King???: He brings me information!

King??? changed their name to KingParrotTheGreat

immortaldemon: The self glaze is crazy

KingParrotTheGreat: I didn’t choose this life but I accepted it 😌

InvisibleKnight: You are NOT him bro

Also Egg says you are not cool and he’d be a better king

KingParrotTheGreat: Good for him I guess 😒

BIGGESTBIRD: Hey leave him alone

yinyangpuppy: Yeah back off dude

Theo get this guy

KingParrotTheGreat: GUYS STOP

BIGGESTBIRD: 🙁

KingParrotTheGreat: Are you trying to give me puppy eyes through text

BIGGESTBIRD: Is it working

KingParrotTheGreat: No

BIGGESTBIRD: ☹️

KingParrotTheGreat: Stop

InvisibleKnight: Ok can we lock in

Seriously

Three Musketeers

Wednesday - 11:31pm

TheoBALD: image.png

Director: What could this POSSIBLY mean

followtheleader: It means Theo needs to go to bed bro

TheoBALD: NO I DON’T YOUR NOT MY MOM

followtheleader: Dude I’m going to break into your house and tuck you into bed

Director: Hey I have a car I can be your get away driver

TheoBALD: Stop ganging up on me omg

Director: *you’re

TheoBALD: what

Director: what

TheoBALD: ???

Director: 😊

followtheleader: Ok actually Theo

I will call your mother.

Don’t think I won’t

TheoBALD: OK 😭

Escapists, Adventurers and… the Other One

October 18th, 2026

Thursday - 1:00am

Uncontainable: You ever think about how there’s really no point to doing anything because eventually long after we die people will just forget we ever existed

backupspyglass: Yeah.

spyglass: ??? what

No??

Why are you awake??

Uncontainable: Idk I’m just not really tired

I also might be overthinking

backupspyglass: What’s wrong?

Uncontainable: I’m ok it’s just stress

backupspyglass: You sure?

Uncontainable: Yeah :)

backupspyglass: :)

Try to get some sleep, ok?

Uncontainable: Alright, thanks Wifies

spyglass: …

You’re a good friend dude

backupspyglass: No I’m not

I spend so much time with some of my friends that I end up unintentionally ignoring my other ones

And then because I’m distracted I end up being colder to them

spyglass: Wifies..

K give me a sec

DM’s between @I’mX2 and @weefies

Thursday - 1:10am

I’mX2 started a call

Call ended - 45 minutes

1:55am

I’mX2: Feel better?

weefies: Yeah

Thanks

I love you <3

I’mX2: I love you too dude <3

Escapists, Adventurers and… the Other One

Thursday - 1:57am

backupspyglass deleted 3 messages

DM’s between @I’mX2 and @weefies

Thursday - 1:58am

weefies: We should get ice cream tomorrow after school.

I’mX2: :0 Yum!!

Yes!

weefies: Ok deal

Gn Parrot

Have a good sleep.

I’mX2: Gn WiFi

DM’s between @Crucible’sGambit and @justaMinute

Thursday - 2:30am

Crucible’sGambit: Hey

I know you’re sleeping rn bc you’re responsible and have an actual schedule

But I just wanted to say I care about you too

Thanks for being there <3

And now I’m going to pretend this chat doesn’t exist for at least a day because I know exactly how you’re going to respond and I don’t want to see it until I’m a bit more emotionally stable

Crucible’sGambit muted the chat for 24 hours

7:15am

justaMinute: Awww <33

I love you too Wemm :)

Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS

Thursday - 7:17am

TopRatedShades: What’s up guys I got a full 8 hours of sleep last night

@I’mX2 Are you proud of me

Detective: Good job Theo

TheStrongest: So condescending damn lol

Detective: Bro I only got 5 hours of sleep last night

TheStrongest: Ok so what is this hypocrisy

TopRatedShades: I can’t believe this

DM’s between @I’mX2 and @I_can’t_read

Thursday - 7:20am

I_can’t_read: Parrot :(

I’mX2: I’m sorry!

Wifies had a panic attack last night so I stayed on call with him till like 2

I_can’t_read: Wait is he ok??

I’mX2: I think so

He’s worried he’s not being a good enough friend

And apparently his siblings are really overbearing

And he’s crammed with work

Don’t tell him I told you any of this

He didn’t tell me not to but I probably shouldn’t have

I_can’t_read: It’s alright I won’t say anything

Thanks for letting me know dude

Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS

Thursday - 7:25am

Merman: Man I had a dream I was like

Leader of a big band of pirate’s

And I had this trident that let me swim through the water really fast and literally fly when it rained

Arsonist: Sometimes I have dreams where I’m fighting groups of people

Like actual physical combat with swords and armour and stuff

It’s pretty cool but occasionally they’ll turn into nightmares because people keep coming and coming and I slowly lose gear and get weaker

Detective: I have dreams where I’m trying to find something or someone really important but I never can

And I usually wake up with a cold sense of dread or just

Uncomfortable

(void)manipulator: i have dreams where everyone i love disappears because i do things i can’t control

TheStrongest: Why… how did we get from “cool pirate” and slowly worse and worse to “everyone you love leaves you”

Detective: That is interesting isn’t it

Do you ever encounter people you know in your dreams?

TheStrongest: Egg shows up a lot

HarvardHereICome: Hmm idk

I don’t actually dream very much

And they’re not really nice ones when I do

Oh actually Parrot…

DM’s between @I’mX2 and @weefies

Thursday - 7:40am

weefies: Isn’t it Dean’s birthday tomorrow?

I’mX2: IT IS

I’m not free then :((

weefies: I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.

We can probably visit this weekend.

I’mX2: YES

Definitely yes.

What flowers do you think he’d like this year?

weefies: Hmm

Blue crocuses maybe?

I’m not going to school today.

I’mX2: Oh!

You ok?

weefies: Yes.

I’mX2: Mhm

weefies: I’m fine.

I’mX2: Alright

Are we still going out after school?

I know you’re overthinking you keep typing and then stop typing

It’s ok if not

weefies: but i went out with ken and wato yesterday

I’mX2: I know

There are lots of other times to hang out

We’ll just see how you feel after school, ok?

weefies: ok

Three Musketeers

Thursday - 8:23am

TheoBALD: Hey what’cha guys doing this weekend?

I’ve got some snacks and video games with our names on it!

Director: We’re both busy.

TheoBALD: Oh

Together?

Director: Yeah we’re going somewhere.

followtheleader: Sorry Theo!!

Maybe next weekend!

Wifies and I have someone we need to see

TheoBALD: Oh! Can I come meet them?

followtheleader: Um

Director: No.

followtheleader: No, sorry

For uh

Multiple reasons

Wifies we should tell him

Director: Why

followtheleader: I’m not saying we would bring him

But it would be helpful for him to know

TheoBALD: Know what??

Why are you being so secretive? We’re friends right?

Director: This has nothing to do with you.

followtheleader: Wifies, stop

Theo we’re not going to “see someone”

Director: Parrot.

followtheleader: He’s dead

Our friend

TheoBALD: oh

followtheleader: It’s his birthday tomorrow

So um

We’re going to visit

TheoBALD: i’m so sorry

@weefies left the chat

TheoBALD: Parrot..

followtheleader: It’s ok

It’s um

A sensative topic

He’ll forgive you

…And me

Just give him some space for a bit

I’ll talk to you later ok?

TheoBALD: …ok

Pretending we’re stable is for LOSERS

Thursday - 8:43am

Arsonist: Lol imagine having class rn

TheStrongest: Ok buddy

Jokes on you maybe I like history

Detective: He was just complaining about how boring it was when we were coming to class

TheStrongest: NO I WASN’T

LIAR

Merman: Ooo exposed

Arsonist: And once again, Wemmbu proves to be a liar

(void)manipulator: ooo yah get em buddy

Babysitter: Lol

TheStrongest: I can’t believe this

Parrot how could you

Detective: I just couldn’t let that slide yk

Anyway pay attention

Babysitter: ^ I second that

TheStrongest: Ok dad 😒

You get to pick which one of you I meant

AllSeeingEye: Buddy we all know it’s ok

TheStrongest: What

No you don’t

Arsonist: Yes we do lol

TheStrongest: No

Babysitter: Lol

TheStrongest: STOP 😭

I muted our dms for a reason!

Babysitter: I didn’t say anything! You’re just outing yourself lmao

Arsonist: OMG now I need to know

Minute spill

Babysitter: Absolutely not

Arsonist: Come onnnn

Detective: Ok seriously guys we’re in class rn

We all know Wemmbu and Minute are pretty much father and son this is old news

And Flame, you can’t just pry into people’s private conversations and lives, because it’s not for you to know

Arsonist replied to 1 message: [TheStrongest: Ok dad 😒]

Arsonist: ^

Detective: 🙄

DM’s between @I’mX2 and @weefies

Thursday - 9:27am

weefies: I’m mad at you.

I’mX2: I know..

I’m not really sorry though

weefies: I know.

I don't really want to talk to you right now, but I also needed to tell you.

I'mX2: Alright

I'll wait until you’re ready then

weefies reacted thumbs up to 1 message

Yellow, Pink & Purple! KWW!! (Aren’t I the one in the middle?)

Thursday - 11:13am

CertifiedCatboy: WiFiiiii

Where are youuu

PinkTulips: We’ve been waiting in the library for so longggg

weefies: It’s only been like ten minutes 🫩

Also I’m not even at school today

PinkTulips: WHAT.

CertifiedCatboy: FKFOFIEJDJFHDB

HUH

weefies started a call

Call ended - 1 hour

12:14pm

weefies: Funny thing is, this is technically the second time today I’ve broken down crying on a call with my friends

CertifiedCatboy: That’s not funny :/

PinkTulips: ??? This seems like a very important piece of info you left out

weefies: Parrot sat with me for a while around 1 in the morning

Not cause of… um… what this just was

But I’m

I don’t really wanna type it all out one sec

weefies: voice_message [20 minutes]

PinkTulips: Aww Wifies why didn’t you say anything

CertifiedCatboy: Yeah dude you know you can always come to us

weefies: Then uh

Can we keep calling till your classes start?

CertifiedCatboy: Of course???

PinkTulips started a call

Called ended - 50 minutes

1:07pm

weefies: <3

CertifiedCatboy: <3

PinkTulips: <3

DM’s between @I’mX2 and @weefies

Thursday - 1:44pm

weefies: So I had a long convo with Ken and Wato

And I’m sorry

You shouldn’t have had to fight me on whether or not Theo was told about Dean

But I am still upset because Dean was my friend too and I do really like Theo but

He’s not

He didn’t

I’mX2: He didn’t know him. I know

weefies: i’m sorry

I’mX2: Wifies I feel like I should be apologizing more than you

You’re right, it’s unfair that I just jumped the gun with telling him and didn’t give you much of a say

But Theo’s my best friend and I didn’t want to keep that kind of secret from him

weefies: can we still see each other after school

I’mX2: Yeah of course

I can also add you back to the gc if you’re ready

weefies: yeah

Three Musketeers

Thursday - 1:53pm

I’mX2 added @weefies to the chat and shared all chat history

weefies changed their name to Director

Director: Theo I’m really really really really really really really sorry

TheoBALD: Dude it’s ok

Out of anyone here you’re the last person who should be apologizing

I’M sorry

I should’ve read the room and stopped pushing

Director: do you still want to hang out the weekend after this one

TheoBALD: Of course!!

The Main 4 and their Silly Little Guys

Thursday - 2:23pm

LoreKeeper: This teacher actually so boring I can write my notes for the book I’m reading in here

InvisibleKnight: Is this for your book study with Minute

LoreKeeper: Yeah we have actual sheets we can fill out now! Pretty fire

immortaldemon: Isn’t it just you guys who participate?

LoreKeeper: Unfortunately lowkey like

Nobody else is interested in it

But that’s fine cause it just means Minute and I get to hang out and Minute’s chill

KingParrotTheGreat: Yeah Minute’s great

themostunstableone replied to 1 message: [KingParrotTheGreat: Yeah Minute’s great]

themostunstableone: !!!!!!

yes!!!!!!

we love minute!!!!

KingParrotTheGreat: Yo Egg what’s your book about

LoreKeeper: So basically this guy has a best friend. This best friend gets taken away from him a lot, which leads to a codependency between the two because the main guy is constantly paranoid over his friend’s wellbeing, and his friend thinks he’s a burden for all the trouble he gets the two into but he also is scared of leaving his side. There’s this evil overlord that wants main guy to fight for him, and to make this happen he takes best friend away into this secure underground location. Unfortunately, main guy cannot just break best friend out like usual, so he has to work for the evil overlord whether he wants to or not. There are lots of key moments and feelings here, and it strains their relationship further, even though they’d want nothing more to never leave each other’s side again. I’m not done the book yet so I don’t know how it ends, but it’s pretty good and thought provoking so far.

immortaldemon: what in the ai generated response

KingParrotTheGreat: Buddy dropped an essay lmao

themostunstableone: wemmbu and egg:

InvisibleKnight: What

themostunstableone: 🤫🤫🤫

red-demon: could not be more ominous lmao

buddy has insider knowledge

InvisibleKnight: Pretty sure there isn’t an evil overlord threatening to take Egg away from me…

LoreKeeper: Hold up why am I the hostage

immortaldemon: 🫩

InvisibleKnight: I was literally your protector from bullies in elementary school

Sometimes I still am

LoreKeeper: Nah you’re actually just underestimating my true power

immortaldemon: Which is…?

InvisibleKnight: The ability to bore people to death probably

LoreKeeper: :(

DM’s between @Crucible’sGambit and @KeeperofKnowledge

Thursday - 2:34pm

Crucible’sGambit: <3

KeeperofKnowledge: 😒

Crucible’sGambit: Eggggg

KeeperofKnowledge: Lol

Crucible’sGambit: Your so mean :/

KeeperofKnowledge: *you’re

Crucible’sGambit: >:(

KeeperofKnowledge: <3

Purgatory

Thursday - 3:30pm

mableable: Mello, you’re picking up Avery from kindergarten today right?

nuclear_strike: Yup

Don’t worry I got him

mableable: Phew thanks

nuclear_strike: You told me you couldn’t do it this morning I wasn’t just gonna forget

weefies: She has to double and triple check haven’t we established this already 😐

At this point she’ll ask for a picture of him with you

mableable: :/

weefies: Yeah you know it’s true

nuclear_strike: Lol

weefies: Parrot and I are going out this weekend by the way

nuclear_strike: ugh Parrot

mableable: Oh where are you going?

weefies: I don’t know why I expected you would remember

It’s not like it happens every year

mableable: ?

What?

weefies: nevermind.

girlsjustwannahavefun: Oh no Wifies

Is that why you didn’t go to school today?

weefies: oh

you remembered

girlsjustwannahavefun: Yeah

I realized when you didn’t get up this morning

weefies: oh

thank you

mableable: OMG I’M SO SORRY WIFIES

It’s Dean’s birthday tomorrow!

nuclear_strike: Oh shit really?

Oh dude why didn’t you say anything

weefies: is it selfish to wish you would just. know. without me having to say

nuclear_strike: No bro

I’m sorry

weefies: it’s ok

mableable: No Wifies, it’s not

We’re your older siblings

We should

I should pay more attention to this stuff

To all of you

I’m the oldest after all

It’s my responsibility

girlsjustwannahavefun: Yeah but you don’t have to do it alone

I’m only a few years younger than you

weefies: mable you have so many responsibilities and things to do and take care of

you literally adopted us because you didn’t want us to struggle in the foster care system AND you pay for the house and pretty much everything we have

we can’t ask you to know everything that’s wrong

i can’t ask you to read my mind

girlsjustwannahavefun: Yeah exactly!

And you can ask for help you know

You’re not alone

nuclear_strike: Yeah 100%

We’re always here

That’s the whole point isn’t it? We only have each other

mableable: Yeah

Thanks guys :)

Wifies, do you and Parrot want a ride out to graveyard? It’s over in (*insert city here lol*) right?

weefies: yeah it is

and um

if you don’t mind

mableable: Of course not

nuclear_strike replied to 1 message: [nuclear_strike: ugh Parrot]

nuclear_strike: I’ll let him slide for now I guess 😒

weefies: I still don’t understand your beef with him

nuclear_strike: He’s just

Idk

I don’t like him

But he’s your friend so I’ll suck it up

weefies: Well he and I are going out for ice cream in a little bit so you’ll have to suck it up now too

mableable: There he is :)

girlsjustwannahavefun: Lol

Three Musketeers

Thursday - 3:51pm

Director: Hey Theo

Wanna come get ice cream with Parrot and I?

TheoBALD: Yes!! Only if that’s ok with you though

followtheleader: Obviously!!

We’re going to the one by the gas station :D

TheoBALD: Ok!! Now?

followtheleader: Yes!

TheoBALD: Alright! Meet you there 😎

5:07pm

TheoBALD: That was fun as hell lol

followtheleader: Ugh, I’m probably not gonna eat ANY dinner after that

TheoBALD: Why did you pick the largest thing on the menu dude

followtheleader: Because it looked good and I have no self control!

You know this

Director: We need to GET you some self control, dang 🫩

followtheleader: You literally got the same thing as me because you couldn’t decide!

Director: Yeah I did lol

TheoBALD: Ok ice cream aside

TheoBALD: Who do you think is having the best dinner

Director: Definitely not this guy

TheoBALD: HEY

followtheleader: Lololol

Zam probably

That guy is RICH

Director: Agree agree

TheoBALD: What

No I meant here! Between us!

Director: Oh

Not me lmao

We’re just getting take out pizza

followtheleader: Mmm pizza

TheoBALD: Ok that’s pretty cool

But what if I told you I was having smash tacos tonight

followtheleader: You would be lying

TheoBALD: I’M NOT

I’LL SEND YOU PROOF

YOU’RE GONNA BE SO JEALOUS

“OH THEO, THEO CAN I HAVE SOME PRETTY PLEASE???”

“NO BECAUSE YOU DON’T TRUST ME”

Director replied to 1 message: [followtheleader: You would be lying]

Director: Why is this guy so easy to ragebait

TheoBALD: I’LL SHOW YOU

GRRRRR

followtheleader: No one’s quite sure

DM’s between @Crucible’sGambit and @justaMinute

October 19th, 2026

Friday - 1:03am

justaMinute: Hey Wemm

I’m turning 18 in a couple weeks

Just double checking that you’re 16 right?

Crucible’sGambit: Yup

Why are you up so late

justaMinute: Hey you unmuted me :)

Crucible’sGambit: Yeah sorry bout that

justaMinute: It’s all good

Are you alright though? You don’t tend to apologize for no reason

Crucible’sGambit: Well keeping up a facade is hard in the middle of the night when there’s so many thoughts running around in your head

Speaking of

Again, why are you up???

justaMinute: Oh, I guess what you were just saying

I’m thinking

Crucible’sGambit: …Does it concern me?

justaMinute: Uh yeah

Heh

Crucible’sGambit: Oh

Can I help?

justaMinute: I just don’t know if you’d be comfortable with it

And we’re not actually that far apart in age

But it’s a great way to get you out of that house

And I know we already kind of have that relationship dynamic already

Crucible’sGambit: Woah hold up

Minute I’m not as dense as I pretend to be

Are you offering to adopt me or something?

justaMinute: If that’d be ok with you

Crucible’sGambit: oh

Um I wouldn’t

Be opposed

To that

But I don’t want to like

Burden you

I’ve already been making Egg’s parents look after me

justaMinute: Wemmbu the last thing you are is a burden

I wouldn’t be thinking of this if I didn’t want it

Crucible’sGambit: Huh

I mean if you

Yeah ok

Yeah I want that

justaMinute: Ok :)

Nothing between us has to change either

I would just be your legal guardian and you wouldn’t have to live in that house anymore

Crucible’sGambit: Um well

Ok this is gonna be really awkward bc it’s coming from me

But

Would I

Um. Potentially

justaMinute: You can call me dad if you want

Crucible’sGambit: Ok

Now go to bed old man

Your whole day tomorrow is going to be ruined because you stayed up too late and you don’t know how to function without a sleep schedule

justaMinute: All right all right

Gn Wemm <3

Crucible’sGambit: Gn Minute

Um

I love you

Crucible’sGambit muted the chat for 12 hours

justaMinute: LOL

Oh Wemmbu

Never change

I love you too