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  1. The Way We Really Are by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)  

    24 Aug 2013

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    Phil Coulson was an Eagle Scout. Not everyone knows this about him, but no one is ever surprised to learn it. He tries to take that as a compliment, not a commentary on his perceived wholesomeness or white-bread-ness or whatever. But sometimes, he wants to grab people by the shoulders and scream, “Do you even know what being an Eagle Scout means? I had to learn about citizenship from the mayor! My Eagle Project involved snow removal in three counties! I got a goddamned badge in bugling!!”

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