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“Aaaaaaaaaah! Char!” Nick groaned as he buried his face in Charlie's side, hiding from their telly.
“Awwww, you don’t like it?” Charlie asked innocently.
“I’m scared! The statues? The ghosts? Now the porch light on the model of their forever house telling them to come home? I’ll have nightmares for weeks!”
“D’you want us to stop?” Charlie asked.
“No! I love it! I just need a break. I’m taking Daisy out. Won’t be long.”
“Don’t worry.” A devilish smirk appeared on Charlie’s face. “If I want you home I’ll just blink the porch light twice.”
“That’s it! I’m divorcing you!”