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1. A Really Bad Knock-Knock Joke by Ur_Average_Gay_American

   Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • The Knocker/Player (Minecraft)
   • The Knocker (Minecraft)/You
   • Reader
   • The Knocker (Minecraft)
   • Smut
   • Yandere
   • Outdoor Sex
   • Animal Death
   • Some Plot
   • hinted breeding kink
   • Belly Bulge
   • Dubious Consent

   Summary

   After living in a city for a while, you finally decided to move to the middle of nowhere to live alone and to raise some cows. Everything from your life in the city gets left behind. Or so you thought. Every night since, you would hear knocking at your front door. After weeks of it, you had enough, and finally began searching for the cause of it.

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