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so i heard the bad news (nobody likes me and i'm gonna die alone) by CommanderHill
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
13 Oct 2026
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“I’ve always liked this weird vibe you have, but…” Gemma began, raising an eyebrow meaningfully as she pointed at her.
“Vibe? What vibe?” Alice scoffed, cutting her off.
“You know exactly what vibe. ‘I’m a sickly but kinda charming Victorian child.’”
“What?” Alice finally stopped moving. “That’s not true…”
“It is, you muppet. And I think at least ten people would back me up on that.” The corners of Gemma’s mouth curled into a smirk as she nodded toward the locker-room doors just behind her. “Want me to ask?”
“No,” Alice answered quickly.
“Even more people would probably agree that lately the sickly part has been a lot more noticeable than the charming part…” Gemma hesitated, biting her lip. “Alice…I’m starting to really worry about you. Please, tell me what’s going on. I’ll do whatever I can to help.”
(Or: Alice is newly single, sleep-deprived and if she doesn't find an apartment soon, she'll have to crash on Ted's couch. Gemma is losing her mind because Alice is ignoring her. And Lizzie... Lizzie is absolutely fed up with both of them.)