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1. A Bit of the Old Crumpet Polishing by PorkRoll4Initiative

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Blow Jobs
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Face-Fucking
   • Balls | Testicles
   • Ass Play
   • Rimming
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • apology dance (good omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • One Shot

   Summary

   Aziraphale will do anything to get out of doing the dance. Anything.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,801

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   2

   Kudos:

   8

   Bookmarks:

   1

   Hits:

   142