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purple haze all in my eyes (you got me blowin', blow my mind) by ev69 (ev09) for dreamhardflyfree
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
09 Oct 2026
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"I’ve done so much research, I promise it’s gonna be fine. Seriously, there is one documented side effect to these little guys,” Zoey picks up one of the bright-red packets between her thumb and forefinger and shakes it for emphasis, “and it’s just, y’know, getting a little horny during the high! That’s it.”
“How little is a little horny?”
“I dunno. Like, pre-period horny, probably? Ovulation horny? Mi-ra, don’t tell me you’re having second thoughts! We decided to do this ages ago.”
“That was before I read the packaging,” says Mira, audibly unimpressed. “The bright-red packaging with, like, a million warnings on it-”
“Coward,” Zoey goads. “Thought you were supposed to be the rebel. Thought you got too wild and now that’s how you’re getting paid.”
Rumi snorts again, and this time it’s Mira who glares and Zoey who grins.