Work Text:
~Kobayashis phone~
New message
-My Favorite Detective-
-November 30th, 8:32 am-
FD: Hello! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
FD: wow you're slow
-8:42 am-
Me: who are you
MFD: When someone says hello you're suppose to say it back! (￣□￣)
MFD: Its Hanasaki btws
Me: btws?
MFD: Oh it's text talk! it means "by the way" (^^;)
Me: what are those things?
MFD: They're emojis! (◣_◢)
Me: why use them?
MFD: 'Cause they are cute! (≧ω≦)
Me: will you stop?
MFD: (◡‿◡✿) (◕‿◕✿) No
Me: okay
Me: bye
MFD: Wait no don't leave! ((((゜д゜;))))
MFD: School is terrible! щ(ಠ益ಠщ)
MFD: pls don't leave me (✖╭╮✖)
MFD: Oi!
MFD: Kobayashi?!
MFD: KOBAYASHIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
-10:25-
MFD: Oi! Can you come break a hole in the wall and "save me"? (◕‿-)
Me: We had to pay for the last one I broke
Me: it got taken out of my food fund
MFD: I'm not hearing a no (¬‿¬)
Me: No
MFD: gdi
~Hanasakis Phone~
-Suicidere-
-November 30th, 12:03pm-
S: the fridge is empty
Me: And why is it? ಠ_ಠ
S: you didnt fill it
Me: actually the answer is: you ate all the food!
-12:19pm-
S: its still empty
S: fill it
Me: le sigh
Me: as much as I'd love to leave and fill our fridge, Im trapped at school
S: But food
Me: order something
S: how? Me: I'll call you at lunch and explain
-12:32pm-
S: when is that?
Me: in like 10 mins
S: what
Me: "10 Minutes"
S: food now
Me: you'll survive
S: sadly
-12:57pm-
Me: Okay text me when your food gets here so I know you didn't eat the couch
S: i wouldnt
S: its not digestible
Me: Ya ya whatever
Me: Damn I have to do a test
Me: gtg luv you <3
Me: WAIT ((((゜д゜;))))
Me: I DIDNT
Me: NAKSBSJNSSJS
- 1:10pm-
S: what did you type?
Me: "NAKSBSJNSSJS" a jumbled mess ;)
S: before that Me: not telling ( ಠ◡ಠ )
S: tell me Me: never（￣へ￣）
S: Im asking the neet
Me: dONT
Me: I BEG YOU щ(ಥДಥщ)
Me: IF YOU EVEN HAVE ANY COMPASSION FOR ME YOU WONT
New message
-Neet-
-November 30th, 1:22pm-
N: Why is Koba-chan calling me
N: the only person he texts is you
Me: DONT \(º □ º l|l)/
Me: JUST
Me: PLS DONT
N: Wtf did you do
Me: Well you see
Me: you'll see
-1:32pm-
N: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
N: HOW DID YOU MESS UP SO BADLY
Me: IT WAS IN THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT AND I JUST
Me: OKAY
N: THIS HAS MADE MY WEEK
New message
-Sucidere-
-November 30th, 1:43pm-
S: she's laughed while saying "You'll understands when you're older"
S: did you insult
me: *gasp* I would never ( ﾟдﾟ)
-1:53pm-
S: im asking wheelchair
Me: nO ((((゜д゜;))))
New message
-You see me rollin-
-November 30th, 1:49pm-
YSMR: why are you confessing your love, instead of paying attention in class?
Me: If you don't tell him what it means I'll pay attention in class
YSMR: Deal.
New message
-Obi wan-
-November 30th, 2:00pm-
OW: Look at that my student is growing up and confessing his love.
Me: Wow he works fast (´ヘ｀;)
Me: whatever you do just DONT TELL HIM WHAT IT MEANS
OW: im afraid I have to
Me: wHY щ(ಠ益ಠщ)
Me: whY mUSt YOu bEtRAy mE
OW: as his sensei i must guide him through the ways of life and love~
Obi wan: also its sure to be entertaining
Me: dONT PLS
New message
-The Science guy-
-November 30th, 2:07pm-
Me: Don't ask any questions
Me: because I know you hacked my phone and read my texts
Me: I need to you shut off Akechi-Senseis phone right now
Science guy: already done
Science guy: he was so close to revealing everything too lol
Me: thanks
Science guy: try to be more romantic next time you confess
Me: Oi! ಠ_ಠ
Science guy: I suggest pizza
Science: The best way to get to Kobayashis heart is through his stomach
Me: I'll keep that in mind
~Akechi Phone~
New message
-My Favorite Detective-
-November 30th, 2:04pm-
MCF: so will you tell me what that idiot said
Me: of course as your sensei I must guide you through the ways of life
Me: Now you see young pupil in life one experiences many different emotions
Me: Hanasaki is feeling a very special one for you
MCF: What are you talking about?
Text: it's means love|
-Kobayashis Phone-
New message
-My Favorite Detective-
-December 1st, 11:34am-
MFD: Hey
-12:00pm-
MFD: hello? (0-0)
-12:20pm -
MFD: Oi! (`-`;)
-12:34-
MFD: SPEAk
MFD: Kobayashi
MFD: Kobayashi
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MFD: Kobayashi
-1:02pm-
Me: what
MFD: are you okay?
Me: Im annoyed
Me: by you
MFD: Oi! I'm your favorite detective!
Me: no you're not
MFD: not according to my contact name
Me: you put that in
MFD: you haven't changed it ;)
Me: I don't know how
MFD: sureeeeeee
Me: Whatever just hurry up and find a way to kill me -_-
MFD: HEY YOU USED A EMOJI
Me: -_-
MFD: lol
Me: -_-
MFD: Oi!
Me: -_-
MFD: IS THIS BECAUSE I WONT TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANT
Me: -_-
MFD: KOBAYASHIIIIIIIII
Me: -_-
~Hanasakis phone~
New message
-Neet-
-December 1st, 2:36pm-
Me: lol you should probably tell Kobayashi how to change contact names
N: I did
N: when he first got his phone