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doomed from the start

Summary:

The title is a joke, this is the fluffiest fluff to ever fluff

A small chatfic because apparently I wasn't sleep deprived enough before this!

The art for this fic will be posted as a chapter two later!

Notes:

This takes place over sms, by the way. They both have flip phones.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

October 9th 12:45 PM. Battery: 87%
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cho <3: dark

cho <3: you busy

darkoverlord: no, why

cho <3: how do you feel about cats

cho <3: specifically this one

cho <3: [image]

darkoverlord: why??

darkoverlord: that kitten is adorable but I thought we agreed pets werent a good idea right now

darkoverlord: right cho?

darkoverlord: right?

darkoverlord: CHO

darkoverlord: ANSWER ME

cho <3: um rephrasing that:

cho <3: how do you feel abt us having a cat

cho <3: because we have a cat now

cho <3: [image]

darkoverlord: if you weren't so adorable this would mean death.

cho <3: so you aren't mad?

darkoverlord: not answering that

darkoverlord: also.

darkoverlord: I've been away for TWO HOURS how did this happen!?!?!!?!?

cho <3: the shelter had a meet the animals day

cho <3: i couldn't just ignore them

darkoverlord: ...

darkoverlord: YES. YES YOU COULD HAVE

cho <3: lies.

cho <3: [even cuter image]

darkoverlord: you are evil.

cho <3: also her name is comet.

cho <3: and you will be nice to her

darkoverlord: godammit

darkoverlord: stop being adorable!

cho <3: me or comet

darkoverlord: both of you!!

cho <3: so we can keep her?

cho <3: [image]

darkoverlord: i hate you

cho <3: :DDDDDDD

cho <3: love you too, dark!

darkoverlord: oh shut up

darkoverlord: and send more comet pictures

cho <3: [five attached images]

darkoverlord: you arent allowed to go ANYWHERE without supervision!!

cho <3: I guess that means you can't leave me anymore, right?

darkoverlord: this isn't fair

cho <3: you were doomed from the beginning :)

cho <3: <3 <3 <3

cho <3: [three attached images]
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Notes:

How could anyone possibly say no to that?

I have art it will be posted later