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1. Day 12: Phone Sex (The Night Guard/Phone Guy) by Fynn_Lives_In_The_Void

   Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • The Night Guard/Phone Guy
   • Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's)
   • The Night Guard - Character
   • Phone Sex
   • The night guard
   • Gay Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's)
   • gay night guard
   • night guard is not mike
   • Phone Guy Lives (Five Nights at Freddy's)
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Crack
   • crack ship
   • Dirty Talk
   • Kinktober
   • Kinktober 2026
   • this is very far from the canon
   • Mentioned Leon S. Kennedy

   Summary

   No fucking way that this is the longest out of the twelve I've written for this damn month. I got into such a steady flow. TwT. Anyways, I don't know what I was on while writing this, but if I find out, I'll share. Enjoy this crack that I enjoyed writing far too much.

   Night Guard is not Mike, Phone Guy is just a guy idk. The canon lore is basically nonexistent outside of shitty references.

   Series

   • Part 12 of Fynn's 2026 Kinktober Bin

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,124

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   5

   Kudos:

   7

   Hits:

   98