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⌕from:championsTirade "lost"
CT: mountains lost
AT: Lost WHERE?
CT: lost
GC: if shes lost, shes not gna know where she is…
AT: She? What? Who’s lost, then?
GC: oomf.
AT: You’re trying to CONFUSE me.
CT: help mountain
GC: idk anything about land. AT has to help.
AT: Send a photo.
CT: help.png
AT: This is LITERALLY NOTHING.
CT: help mountain
GC: gurl…
GC: are you in the woods…
CT: yes
CT: help mountain
AT: HOW?
AT: LITERALLY FUCKING HOW?
GC: ur cooked.
AT: HOW did you even GET this lost?
CT: rolled down the wrong hill
AT: You are not a real person.
AT: Nothing about you is real.
AT: What does that even MEAN?
CT: mountain rolled down the wrong fucking hill whats not to get
AT: EVERYTHING.
GC: i’m with AT here…
CT: ok well its dark and mountain is getting major heebie jeebies and he needs HELP!!!!!!
AT: WE DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
GC: you know who will?
GC: @tinnitusChakra
GC: o---*
AT: @tinnitusChakra
GC: @tinnitusChakra
AT: @tinnitusChakra
CT: @tinnitusChakra
AT: @tinnitusChakra
AT: @tinnitusChakra
GC: @tinnitusChakra
TC: yøøø!
GC: save CT.
AT: SAVE T.
CT: save mountain
TC: haha, økay?
AT: He’s LOST. STALK HIM, or something.
TC: yøu think i can just swish my tail and track anyøne døwn?
GC: yeah…
AT: Yes.
CT: save mountain
TC: døn’t get yøur høøves høbbled! i’m wørking øn it :)
GC: everyone say thanks oomf.
CT: thanks oomf
AT: Thanks, OOMF.
TC: økay, t, buddy.
TC: høw the fuck did yøu manage tø get løst?
CT: rolled down the wrong hill
CT: like mountain keeps saying
CT: AND NO ONE LISTENS!!!!
AT: Because that’s LITERALLY not a real phrase.
AT: These words mean NOTHING.
CT: THEY MEAN MOUNTAIN ROLLED DOWN THE WRONG HILL
AT: This is NOTHING.
TC: a little explaining wøøøuld help! :)
CT: MOUNTAIN ROLLS DOWN THE HILL TO GET HOME AFTER TRAINING AT THE PEAK BUT HE ROLLED DOWN THE WRONG HILL AND NOW HES LOST
GC: o---*
CT: MOUNTAIN DOESNT KNOW WHAT O STAR MEANS
GC: just surprised it was that literal.
CT: mountain doesnt speak in riddles
TC: sømetimes yøu dø.
AT: Wait, are you rolling on ROCKS?
CT: SAVE MOUNTAIN
TC: send anøther pic.
CT: help2.png
AT: T. Your SKIN.
AT: You’re going to get CUTS.
AT: And your FRAUD COACH probably has NO PROPER WOUND CARE.
AT: That’s how you get SEPSIS.
CT: mountain likes the thrill of the stone against his flesh
AT: SEPSIS.
CT: not real
CT: just rub some dirt in it
AT: I’M GOING TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK.
GC: shes prob immune to that stuff.
GC: that’s why fryes gotta eat sand…
AT: EW?
GC: builds up immunity.
AT: That’s DISGUSTING.
TC: økay, t! walk tøwards the river.
AT: And wash your WOUND RIDDEN BODY.
CT: scheme to see mountains sweet pecs
AT: I didn’t even ASK for PHOTOS.
CT: yet
GC: i want pics.
AT: ???????
AT: WHY would YOU want that?
TC: haha, yeah, what?
CT: huhuhuhuhuhu
CT: ok wait let mountain get in
AT: DON’T TAKE YOUR PHONE IN THE LAKE.
AT: YOU’LL DROP IT.
CT: not happening
championsTirade is now offline!
TC: nø pec pics after all!
GC: booooo.
AT: He’s probably so SCARED and ALONE. GOD.
AT: I’m going to be SICK.
TC: chillax, brø. he’s nøt actually far :)
TC: he’ll get høme in nø time!
GC: couldve said that at the start---*
TC: he was having fun!
AT: He was LOST in the WOODS.
GC: thats fun.
AT: WHATEVER.
