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In which a Harbinger discovers he has accidentally acquired a husband, and a retired god discovers that romance requires considerably less paperwork than anticipated.
___When Childe jokingly suggests that he and Zhongli should establish a formal relationship contract, he expects a lecture on the sanctity of agreements, perhaps accompanied by an exasperated sigh.
Instead, Zhongli agrees.
Three days later, Childe receives a forty seven page document detailing everything from shared meals and acceptable combat injuries to physical affection, domestic arrangements, and the appropriate procedures for resolving romantic disagreements.
There is, however, one small complication.
They aren't actually dating.At least, Childe doesn't think they are.
Zhongli, apparently, has been under a very different impression.