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1. No One Has Ever... by lefttesticalofbelisarius

   Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
   • Blitzo & Loona (Helluva Boss)
   • FizzaRolli (mentioned)
   • Not Established Relationship
   • Angst
   • post season 3 episode 3
   • Misunderstandings
   • Blitzo Loves Stolas Goetia
   • Blitzo Needs a Hug (Helluva Boss)
   • Loona Cares About Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Hurt Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Sad Stolas Goetia
   • Stolas Goetia is Bad at Feelings
   • Minor Millie/Moxxie (Helluva Boss)
   • Good Friend Millie (Helluva Boss)
   • Cute Moxxie (Helluva Boss)
   • Angst with Sad Ending
   • Maybe Hopeful ending
   • If you believe me
   • No beta reader we die like Chaz

   Summary

   Since Stolas's whole deal was the stars in the Goetia family, everyone got him gifts about astronomy and stars. It was expected now. He remembered getting the same book as a gift in the same year. But no one has ever actually listened to him long enough or cared for his own interests enough to get him a plant as a gift. No one but Blitz…

   or

   a little fix-it after season 3 episode 3 because I need it

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   English

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