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[ April 28th ]
[ 23:43 ]
piano protag added sherlock, itsamystery.mp3, robotfucker69, Boom Boom I Am A Prince, and 11 others to the group chat.
piano protag has renamed the group chat from ‘Untitled Group Chat’ to ‘Hope’s Peak Academy’s 79th Class: the Group Chat Ver.’
piano protag: hello everyone!!
piano protag: this is the one and only kaede, if you weren’t able to distinguish from the username !!
piano protag: i figured that we should have a group chat in order to keep things organized and whatnot?? besides this will help us grow in our FRIENDSHIP!!!!
nyangie: angie raises her glass to that!!
sherlock: Thank you, Kaede-san!
kawoshin: ah, hello everyone!
itsamystery.mp3: What’s up everyone welcome to my Minecraft Let’s Play Channel
superiorlesbian: die ugly
itsamystery.mp3: WOAHHH
robotfucker69: FHDSJFKJSDFKJSDJK
robotfucker69: KFDJSGUUGI RGIGIF
robotfucker69: II FD FDISIMM I?/?!/
man in the moon: IM WEHZIENG
robotfucker69: TH ER E ARE RTEARS COMGIN OUT OF NMY EYES
itsamystery.mp3: i came out here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so fuckign attacked right now..
MakiHarukawa: That’s a dead meme. You should really get with the program.
itsamystery.mp3: okay i’m gonna be honest out of all the people in this chat that i expected to call me out on that you were not one of them.
itsamystery.mp3: also why is your username so bland ‘MakiHarukawa’ like even shirogane has a better username than you and it’s a ship name
kawoshin: i
kawoshin: im not quite certain whether i should be offended by that or not.
kawoshin: the fact that you could distinguish who i was so quickly was impressive, admittedly
kawoshin: also are you familiar with kawoshin?
itsamystery.mp3: ANYWAY
Big Friendly Giant: Hello, everyone! This is Gonta Gokuhara, your resident Super High-School Level Entomologist! I’m so pleased to see that we’re all finally obtaining each other’s contact information, and that we can communicate with each other in a more efficient manner! I look forward to the upcoming school year, and the friendships that will be inevitably forged along the way!
itsamystery.mp3: ..
itsamystery.mp3: shit now i just feel bad
piano protag: i created the chat and looked away literally just to get a glass of water and this is the stuff you guys pull
sherlock: I’m sorry, Kaede-san.
piano protag: why are you apologizing i wasn’t directing that at you but now i’m honestly alarmed
itsamystery.mp3: i’m alarmed that his name is sherlock
sherlock: I really don’t see the issue with my screen name. It’s easy enough to identify me and I believe that is what counts the most. In addition, Sherlock Holmes is a riveting tale! I really do hope that I can hone my skills so that they may one day amount to his prowess.
itsamystery.mp3: alright you know what ill accept your reasoning i was afraid you were a superwholock
sherlock: whats superwholock
kiibo: Who is robotfucker69
robotfucker69: FKDJSKFDKSFKJDSJK
man in the moon: HOLL Y SHIT !
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: YEEASS S S BOYZZZ!!!! WELCOME TO HOPES’ PEAK MOTHERFUC KERRSSS OUMA KOKICHI IS IN THE HOUSE !!!!!
itsamystery.mp3: what the fuck
piano protag: i am regretting this decision immensely
✨ rhimiko ✨: no this is the best group chat himikos been a part of
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: it’s the only group chat you’ve been a part of
✨ rhimiko ✨: fuck you
kiibo: My question was not answered
Big Friendly Giant: By process of elimination, and considering the association with our talents, I might assume that the user ‘robotfucker69’ might be Miu Iruma?
man in the moon: i never expected Gonta-kun to have to say something so vile
man in the moon: iruma you’ve tainted him
robotfucker69: fuck you
kiibo: Iruma-san can i please request that you change your username i’m not sure if it’s appropriate for a school setting
robotfucker69: no screen name changes we die like men
robotfucker69 has changed their screen name to robotfricker69
kiibo: I suppose that will have to suffice for the moment
superiorlesbian: i’d much rather die like a woman
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: no one asked you
superiorlesbian: okay yeah you know when i said amami was ugly well you’re like a thousand times more ugly
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: i’ve been wounded
shit goo jeez: What a wonderful display in the interaction of human race!
itsamystery.mp3: youre a human too please dont refer to the rest of us as humans it makes it sound like you arent one
nyangie: yeah angie finds it kind of creeeeepyyy sheesh
shit goo jeez: My apologies, nishishi!
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: what the fuck thats my laught youre a laugh stealer
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: also why did you write out a laugh in a message
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: this is only making you seem more creepy by the second
shit goo jeez: I suppose I am a rather strange and mysterious person, then?
itsamystery.mp3: i see how it is
itsamystery.mp3: stealing my spotlight
piano protag: to be fair you are kind of pushing it by purposefully hiding your talent from everyone
sherlock: Yes, I admit I found it thought provoking at first but now it...is really not all that interesting.
sherlock: Ouma-san and Shinguji-san are far more ‘mysterious’.
itsamystery.mp3: i came out here to have a good time but im honestly feeling so attacked right now
MakiHarukawa: Watch yourself.
itsamystery.mp3: whAT THE HELL
itsamystery.mp3: also are we gonna comment on the fact that shinguji’s screen name is shit goo jeez
itsamystery.mp3: i thought it would be something more aesthetically pleasing
nyangie: alright you know what same
itsamystery.mp3: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
shit goo jeez: The human mind is a beautiful, wonderful, and complex thing.
itsamystery.mp3: i’m still judging you
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: speaking of judgement
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: tomatoes
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: opinions
nyangie: they’re ok!!
sherlock: I personally am neutral to them.
Big Friendly Giant: Bugs like them!
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: not what i was looking for but fair enough
kawoshin: i tried using them as fake blood once but it was a really bad idea
✨ rhimiko ✨: yumeno is eh on tomatoes but ketchup is good
kiibo: I cannot eat tomatoes so i am not able to supply a sufficient answer to this topic
itsamystery.mp3: love them especially ketchup
KillMe: Similar to Yumeno-san, I find them disgusting. However, I am not opposed to sauces that may contain it, such as ketchup.
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: i was gonna try and remove you from this chat but then i realized that despite being the shsl supreme leader im not the supreme leader of this chat which is honestly quite disappointing
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: i’m glad that this was the first thing you said in this chat tho
piano protag: oh hi kirumi chan!!
KillMe: Hello, Kaede-san.
sherlock: Are you alright, Tojo-san? Your screen name is quite concerning.
itsamystery.mp3: i mean same
itsamystery.mp3 has changed their screen name to kill me (the sequel)
kill me (the sequel): huzzah
sherlock: ...please, change it back.
kill me (the sequel) has changed their screen name to itsamystery.mp3
sherlock: Thank you.
KillMe: I am fine, Shuichi-san, though the thought is appreciated.
sherlock: If you’re certain?
KillMe: Of course.
sherlock: I am here should you need to contact me through private messaging!
superiorlesbian: i’m a far better option than him tojo chan
sherlock: I think she can go to the both of us in times of distress.
superiorlesbian: no go fuck yourself
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: harsh?? sherlock is probably the purest out of anyone here except for like gonta and kiibo
superiorlesbian: you heard me
sherlock: I don’t think this is the attitude that should be kept in a situation where our classmate’s health is at risk…! Please, be kinder!!
KillMe: If it really is any concern, please know that it’s a play on my own name; the name ‘Kirumi’ sounds a lot like the English phrase ‘Kill Me’.
KillMe: And, if I am to be completely honest, dealing with some of you makes me wish for death as an alternative.
robotfricker69: HFDSFKDSFKJSDJKFJ F
robotfricker69: FUCKIGN W AS TED
man in the moon: IMM SCREAMGIN
✨ rhimiko ✨: why do you two only talk in keyboard smashes
✨ rhimiko ✨: kaito you’ve only made comments that follow iruma’s and make completely no sense whatsoever.
superiorlesbian: he’s an inferior disgusting boy
✨ rhimiko ✨: admittedly that’s getting a bit overused tenko chan...
Boom Boom I Am A Prince:
tenko: opens her mouth
us: we get it you’re gay
superiorlesbian: like you’re one to talk
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: touche
hoshi352847 has left the group chat.
itsamystery.mp3 has added hoshi352847 to the group chat.
itsamystery.mp3: don’t think you’re gonna be able to escape that easy
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: WHAT THE HELL HOSHI !!!!!!
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: no leaves the chat we die like men.
MakiHarukawa: I don’t think anyone has a right to judge his decision in the slightest. I would have left this chat had Kaede-chan not been the one to make it, with good intentions.
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: so you’re not staying for me? :((((
MakiHarukawa: If anything, your presence only drives me further and further away with time.
MakiHarukawa: I am only increasingly tempted to leave, honestly.
kiibo: No please stay harukawa-san
man in the moon: DONT LEA V EME HERE !!!
MakiHarukawa: I wasn’t going to.
shit goo jeez: Another dazzling example of the human mind at work!
MakiHarukawa: nvm
MakiHarukawa has left the group chat.
piano protag has added MakiHarukawa to the group chat.
piano protag: NO LEAVING!!!!!
piano protag: this is supposed to be something that we can SUPPORT each other with!!
piano protag: a friendship thing!!
piano protag: everyone here is friends, and we have to get through high school together!!!
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: wow you guys consider me your friend??!?!?!
✨ rhimiko ✨: eh
superiorlesbian: no
man in the moon: no
MakiHarukawa: No.
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: D’:
piano protag: guys.
Big Friendly Giant: I think you’re decent sometimes, Ouma-san!
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: the fact that even gonta can’t find it in himself to say something that positive about me really cuts deep
KillMe: Had you kept your room tidier, you might’ve received a vote of positivity from me.
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: >____>;;
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: ;n;;;;;
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: i miss having friends
itsamystery.mp3: don’t worry ive got your back bro
kiibo: Despite you asking about robot genitalia, you’re not particularly horrible, i suppose
sherlock: You don’t cheat off other’s homework despite my initially suspecting so! You’re a kinder person than you appear at a first glance.
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: aw, thanks guys!!! <3
robotfricker69: shout out to the fact that the only people who have kokichis back are his boyfriends
✨ rhimiko ✨: yea i was gonna say
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: HFKJDKJFDSJ IMM
itsamystery.mp3: JDJG GJ V IEFIMDFVMM
kiibo: I am not dating ouma-san
sherlock: I’m not either.
itsamystery.mp3: i wasnt but now that you bring it up………………..
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: i
itsamystery.mp3: ;))))
kiibo: ;00
kiibo: ;)
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: I?!?!?!??!?!???!
robotfricker69: HW A TH THE FUCK
robotfricker69: ET TU, KIIBO???
kiibo: What does semi colon close parenthesis mean
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: its a winky face on its side
sherlock: ;) See? The ; are the eyes and the ) is the smile.
kiibo: Oh
kiibo: ;)
kiibo: It’s winking!
kiibo: ;)))
kiibo: Look at it
kiibo: ;))))) ;))
kiibo: ;) ));)
kiibo: ;) ;) ;)
kiibo: ;0
kiibo: Whoops
kiibo: ;)
nyangie: this is super cute somehow waaah
piano protag: i appreciate all of the support for kokichi over here!!
kiibo: No problem ;)
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: i’m not one of your charity cases kaede chan
sherlock: I feel like you shouldn’t be dissing on Kaede-san right now, especially considering she’s on your side?
MakiHarukawa: I never expected Akamatsu-san to betray me like this.
itsamystery.mp3: team maki or team kokichi vote now on your phones
superiorlesbian: MAKI
✨ rhimiko ✨: maki
nyangie: probs makichan sorry kichi
man in the moon: maki
Big Friendly Giant: Team Maki, preferably.
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE SIDES GONTA
Big Friendly Giant: Oh, am I not? Apologies.
superiorlesbian: no youre allowed to dont listen to that shitstain gonta
superiorlesbian: ill consider you decent if you stick with team maki
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: this is blackmail
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: abuse
itsamystery.mp3: i’ve got you team kokichi
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: :D
man in the moon: team maki all the way
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: D:
piano protag: i was gonna join team maki but honestly i’m gonna join team kokichi out of pity
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: I DONT NEED YOUR HANDOUTS
KillMe: You probably do, actually.
KillMe: And while I’m at it, Team Maki.
shit goo jeez: Team Kokichi! Ouma is an incredibly intriguing person.
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: i honestly dont know if i awnt you on my side
kiibo: i will refrain from voting
kawoshin: Team kokichi
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: ?!?!??!?!?!? THIS WAS UNEXPECTED
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: THANK YOU SHIROGANE
kawoshin: you’ve got the same taste in ships that i do so i’m kind of obligated tbh
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: .
itsamystery.mp3: LMAOOOOOOOOO
robotfricker69: IS THIS TRUE?!?!??!
kawoshin: one time i saw kokichi leaving the library but forgetting to sign out of the computer! i signed him out as a small favor, and he had left the ao3 search box open.
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: ……...
kawoshin: in the required search terms was the phrase ‘kawoshin’, which made me rewatch neon genesis evangelion again, which it’s why my username at the moment! truly, a delightful and thought provoking series.
kawoshin: you would like it immensely, shinguji-san!
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: i want to die
robotfricker69: IM PSISIGN
robotfricker69: TEAM KOKICHI!!!!!!!!!!
Boom Boom I Am A Prince has left the group chat.
robotfricker69 has added Boom Boom I Am A Prince to the group chat.
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: do it kill me take me out in one shot
itsamystery.mp3: im breaking up with you kokichi
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: KILL ME IN ONE SHOT BETTER MAKE IT HURT BETTER MAKE IT COUNT
MakiHarukawa: Gladly.
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: le ave me alone :((((
piano protag: you know what this entire group chat is out of control
itsamystery.mp3: my life is out of control
nyangie: ha ha same
itsamystery.mp3: angie coming in with that sweet support
piano protag: its 1 am
piano protag: school is tomorrow
itsamystery.mp3: and? time flies when you’re having fun
itsamystery.mp3: also you created this group chat like fifteen minutes to midnight
itsamystery.mp3: so if anyone’s to blame for us staying up late its probably you
itsamystery.mp3: sorry kaede chan :(
piano protag: i
man in the moon: hate to admit it but he’s got a point
KillMe: I would like to sleep, but my phone keeps on buzzing due to notifications from this chat.
✨ rhimiko ✨: yea seconded
nyangie: thirded
sherlock: Fourthded.
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: that isnt a word fricker
sherlock: Oh
piano protag: is this what betrayal feels like
Big Friendly Giant: One way or another, Gonta is going to sleep! I hope that everyone here has pleasant dreams, and that tomorrow makes for a grand new day!
kiibo: Sweet dreams gonta ;)
shit goo jeez: Sweat dreams!
itsamystery.mp3: sweat
nyangie: sweat
kiibo: Sweat? ;)
superiorlesbian: sweat
Big Friendly Giant: Sweat.
itsamystery.mp3: GONTA GETTING SAVA GEE OOOOOH SHIT!!! TAKE THAT GOO JEEZ
nyangie: angie is probably gonna sleep too though
✨ rhimiko ✨: himiko will too!
piano protag: you know what this chat has caused me enough grief
piano protag: im going to sleep
piano protag: but this will definitely be discussed tomorrow
piano protag: mark my words
Boom Boom I Am A Prince: oooo im shaking in my boots~~!
sherlock: Goodnight, Kaede-san!
itsamystery.mp3: goodnight!!!
kiibo: Sleep well everyone ;)
[ April 29th ]
[ 02:13 ]
robotfricker69 has changed their screen name to robotfucker69
[ April 29th ]
[ 07:53 ]
kiibo: Iruma-san, please do not do this