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swapsaken chatfic except when its not

Summary:

noli is a workaholic fraud and everyone gets phones
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ill add more relationship tags later!! right now they're a secret!! this might get deep later on, so please consistently check tags incase I add something triggering ^_^

also like all the lore is changed
I mean not all of it but like a good amount

I'm too lazy to search up john & janes lore so sorry if that is wrong... ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა

anyway, I'll try not to quit this!! comments really motivate me, so leave a comment if you enjoy!! ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

Chapter 1: intro kinda but not really because everyone's just yelling at eachother

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

In “my PAWNS”

Elliot: heyyo :P

Chance: HEYY

Shedletsky: whatup

Builderman: .. hi?

Veeronica: HAIII ˃̶͈◡˂̶͈

Noob: hii

007n7: what is this?

Guest 1337: I don't know..

Jane Doe: this is a waste of time.

Helperbot: Hello! :)

Taph: hii

007n7: who made this gc

John Doe: The Spectre.

Chance: HOLY SHIT WHY ARE SURVIVORS HERE

Veeronica: KICK THEMM (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

Noob: wait, give them a chance..

Noli: what the fuck.

ITrapped: first thing we've ever agreed on

Chance: … holy shit

C00lkidd: dad??

Shedletsky: HELLO?? WHO??

C00lkidd: what?? :<

007n7: who is this child.

118o8: sorry I was asleep what is this gc

John Doe: Jane?

Jane Doe: don't say my name, creep.

1x1x1x1: is that shedletsky. burn.

Shedletsky: watch your mouth or I'll target you next round.

226w6: shedletsky.

Bluudud: wtf is this gc

Bluudud: MOM??

118o8:

118o8: yeah

Bluudud: OMGMOMIMISDEDYOUTHERIYNDASUCKABDBDJAISHXHSGSJSISJ

118o8: ok

Azure: what is this..?

Twotime: azure, my dear.

Azure: WHAT THE FUCK???

Twotime:

Twotime: did you just

Slasher: …

Taph: I'm gonna blow these fuckers up

Noli: fuck you

Taph: shut up useless

Noli: says you. you only win like a third of your rounds

Chance: ooh…

007n7: who tf is this used tampon

C00lkidd: YOUR MY DADDDDDD I MISSED YOU

007n7: I would've dropped you off at the firehouse day 2

Veeronica: seven!! (°Ծ‸Ծ°)₊

Mafioso: I do not have the fucking energy for this.

Chance: big bad mafia boss!

Mafioso: CHANCE YOU STOLE MY SHIT

ITrapped: fuck you chance

John Doe: what is the point of all of us being in this..?

Chance: spectre got bored prolly

Pr3typriincess: do you all like tea?

Shedletsky: nah but fried chicken kinda fire

1x1x1x1: no shit fatass

007n7: I'm scared someone kill this thing

C00lkidd: DADDDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

007n7: ATP FORGET THE “don't flush tampons”GET THIS THING AWAY

Jane Doe: why do you know not to flush tampons

007n7: ???? I've had girlfriends

John Doe: so what are the killers up to?

Builderman: killing,, enjoying a life of luxury

Azure: you haven't looked for a way to escape?

Builderman: of course we have. but we're nowhere close.

ITrapped: that sounds to me like you haven't tried

Shedletsky: ?? Listening ears where. We HAVE looked for physical exits and haven't found any

Noli: whatever bro

007n7: hey noli

Noli: you finally acknowledge my presence???

007n7: can we talk?

Noli: dm

Dusekkar: shedletsky has just shown me how to use this smartphone what is a dm

Chance: grampsssss

Shedletsky: matt has the talking stick shut up

Dusekkar: what is the talking sticked

Jane Doe: god

C00lkidd: where did my dad go??

Bluudud: FATHERLESS LMAOOOO

C00lkidd: SHUT UP AT LEAST I HAVE A DAD EVEN IF HE DOESN'T REMEMBER

・

*bluudud stopped typing*

・

Pr3typriincess: tea, anyone?

Notes:

HAHAHAHA!! next chapter will not be chatfic at all sorry!! I want to establish relationships first :D