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nobody puts bryan in the corner by bukkakaed
Fandoms: Resident Evil (Movie 2026), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
22 Oct 2026
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“It’s not,” Leon simply replied. “There was an abandoned lab in that forest. I cleared out the rest inside as well as the neighboring areas. But a few of them got away. Let’s hope it’s only just those three.”
Bryan blinked like he was stupid.
“You’re not—” he cut himself off to think more about his words. “You’re not gonna… elaborate on that more? What do you mean you cleared it out? You do this shit often, man?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s fucked up.”
“Yeah.”
“And what am I—am I gonna turn into a fucking zombie?”
Leon finally spared Bryan a look. He just gave him a quick scan from head to toes, and looked back on the road. “Well, are you bitten?”
“No! But I was so close to the zombie that I could smell their rotting breath!” Bryan shrieked. “So am I going to turn into a fucking zombie or not?”
“You won’t. But I’ll give you my number later just in case.”
alternatively: bryan got saved by leon one cold night. it all went downhill from there.