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Jae: We've created a map of all the places they could have taken Nisha.
Daemin: …That's a map of the whole world.
Pavi: Yeah. We have no idea where she is.
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[Modern World AU]
Random Person: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Lan: ‘Prettiest Smile'
Daemin: 'Nicest Personality'
Uki: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Jae: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’
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Pavi: [Sees two people together]
Pavi: They’re cute. I would put them on a boat.
Jae: You mean… you ship them?
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Jae: My life is a mess.
Daemin: At least it's an interesting mess.
Nisha: Like a dumpster fire. You can't look away.
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Hamka: Say at least one bad decision what I made
Shilpa: In chronological order or in alphabetical?
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Nisha: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.
Daemin: I think you mean cards.
Jae: She did not.
Nisha, pulling out knives: I did not.
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Pavi: We saved our best idea for last!
Nisha: If it was our best idea, why did we save it for last?
Jae: Because we didn’t know it was our best idea until all our other ideas turned out to be terrible
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Jae: I’d like to apologise to the entire section on the west side, again.
Daemin: I wouldn’t!
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Captain Karthik: How did this happen?!
Pavi: Look, in my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Captain Karthik: But wasn’t Jae with you?!
Jae: Well, in my defense, I was also left unsupervised!
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Nisha [holding random trespasser by the shirt]: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn’t end you where you stand!
Random Trespasser [visibly afraid]: U-uh…well…your Airbender Companion told me to have a good day!!
Nisha [lowering her fist and looking thoughtful]: You make a good point…
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Lan: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Jae: I’m a knife
Daemin: He’s a little spoon
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Pavi: What is love?
Jae: An emotional minefield
Shilpa: A neurochemical reaction
Daemin: BABY DONT HURT ME-
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Nisha: Don’t overreact.
Pavi [already digging their own grave and shoveling the dirt back on themself]: I’m not.
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[University Au]
Daemin: I was arrested for being too cool.
Uki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Lan: Hey, Jae? Can I get some dating advice?
Jae: Just because I’m with Datu doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Captain Karthik: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
Daemin: Thank you!
Captain Karthik: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Daemin: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
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Nisha: Hey Pavi, how long do you think it will take until I start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Pavi: I think-
Jae: 72 hours
Nisha: How did you-
Jae: There’s a talking coconut right behind you, Pavi.
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Daemin: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Lan: All the time.
Daemin: Then you should be used to it by now.
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Jae: Someone needs to take me out.
Uki: Like, on a date, or with an attack from The Faceless?
Jae: Surprise me.
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Pavi: You lying, thieving, piece of cabbage!
Nisha: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.
Pavi: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING JAE WITH ME!
Daemin [picking up the monopoly board]: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Uki: I have an idea.
Lan: A good one?
Uki: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
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Datu: Truth or dare?
Jae: Truth.
Datu: How many hours have you slept this week?
Jae:
Jae: Dare.
Datu: Go to sleep.
Jae: I don’t like this game.
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Hamka: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Nisha: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Pavi: More or less, I guess...
Daemin: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Uki: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Jae: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!
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Jae [watching Nisha set a pot of water on fire]: Daemin, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Daemin: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Jae: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
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Jae: What are our core strengths?
Daemin: We have good intentions.
Nisha: We're enthusiastic.
Pavi: We have snacks.
Jae: So, snacks it is.
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Pavi: I need emotional support.
Jae [Walks up and pats her shoulder awkwardly]: I hope you feel better.