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1. keep your delusions close, but the reality closer by handstyed

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
   • Uchiha Sasuke
   • Uzumaki Naruto
   • Bottom Uchiha Sasuke/Top Uzumaki Naruto
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Sex
   • Sasuke gets a little bossy
   • Naruto thinks Sasuke is straight
   • Naruto is delusional
   • naruko uzumaki - Freeform
   • Sasuke dgaf abt her and talks abt Naruto instead
   • Naruto as Naruko
   • for Narusasu purposes only
   • mentions of - Freeform
   • Skater Naruto Uzumaki
   • they go on a date to a skateboarding park and Sasuke purposefully falls on Naruto
   • Attempts Of Humour

   Summary

   What to do if your crush is painfully straight? Though, it is so only according to your own beliefs (and nothing else)? Turn into you female form, of course! Seduce him! Homewreck his relationships! And fail at it miserably.

   OR Naruto thinks the only way to get Sasuke to be his is through no one else but but Naruko. But what if Sasuke's just not interested?

   ‘Shut up about your annoying sister, Naruto.’ Sasuke hissed, pressing himself onto Naruto’s lap. ‘Put your hands on me at last.’

   As if Sasuke put a spell on him, Naruto obeyed him, his big palms covering his thighs.

   ‘That’s better.’ Sasuke kissed him.

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