Work Text:
F1 Drivers 2026
10:53 PM
Arvid
I’m lonely and i need u
*this message has been deleted*
Isack
What?
Ollie
Wth?
Gabi
???
LANDO
Helloooooo?
Alex
Loverboy
Liam
Good evening to you too
Kimi
WHAT???
Arvid
Nobody saw that
Oscar
What was it?
Isack
We all saw it
LANDO
@Oscar Sounded like a hookup invtation
Oscar
Really?
Arvid
Can we forget the last 10 minutes?
Alex
Sorry not gonna happen
Kimi
Do we know this person?
Ollie
Why did your message even end up in the drivers group chat?
Arvid
The chats were right above each other
LANDO
Do we know this person?
Arvid
I hate my life
George Russell
Why are you spamming the group chat at this ungodly hour?
Alex
Its 11
LANDO
Do we know this person?
Kimi
Why are you awake this late George?
George Russell
I had things to do…
Max
Am I things?
Alex
He didn’t
Carlos
He did
George Russell
Max Emilian Verstappen, another word from you and you’re sleeping on the couch.
Isack
Ooooh
Charles
The next russtappen divorce?
Kimi
Noooo
George Russell
Nobody is getting divorced.
@Arvid Tell us who you wanted to text so I can sleep.
Alex
Oh, so you do want to know?
George Russell
Never claimed otherwise.
I just don’t want this to happen in the drivers group chat.
Lance
This nonstop texting really is getting a little annoying
LANDO
Hush
Valtteri
I find it entertaining. All the love, the drama, the chaos
Hulk
So … @Arvid?
I want to go back to bed and my excuse is good. I´m old and I need my 8 hrs of sleep
Gabi
Don’t behave like you´re 90 years old. You are young and athletic and sexy
Oscar
Didn’t need to read that
LANDO
Who is it @Arvid
Liam
You didn’t tell me you were seeing someone?
Arvid
I´m not
Alex
So what is this?
Arvid
Wanted to make a move
George Russell
And that was your idea?
LANDO
Bold move
Arvid
I wanted to try something …
different
Good thing I sent it to the wrong chat
Oscar
Since we don’t know what this person you were originally trying to text is like maybe it would´ve worked?
LANDO
Youd come ovr if I sent you that text?
Oscar
Maybe
Carlos
So who were you trying to invite? Someone we know?
Isack
Someone with low standards
Arvid
That´s a little hard and I don’t want to tell
You don´t need to know
Liam
Don’t be like that
Cant be worse than the whole russtappen or landoscar lore we got over the last few weeks
George Russell
Hey!
Oscar
I don’t know how we can be bad?
Kimi
Give us a hint
Arvid
Nope
Carlos
You really wanted to text that to your lover?
Alex
Not his lover
LANDO
… yet
Arvid
Because you would invite someone over in a better way
Isack
I sense sarcasm
Oscar
I sense the next relationship therapy in the group chat
*Lance left F1 Drivers 2026*
Nando
Looks like someone doesn’t want relationship advice from us
LANDO
We had the pickup lines already, so now its all about asking someone over to fuck
Arvid
What? No!!
I didn’t want to fuck
Liam
Sounds an awful lot like you wanted to fuck
Kimi
I got a website https://theeverygirl.com/how-to-initiate-sex/
Ollie
How are you so fast with this?
George Russell
You shouldn’t google things like that.
Alex
He´s not a child yk
George Russell
I know.
Still feels weird.
Arvid
And you´re fine with me inviting someone over for sex? I’m younger than him!!
LANDO
Cause Max is still in timeout I will say it
Father George! Kimi is his child, youre just some dude
Arvid
thx
Kimi
I feel honored to be George’s child
George Russell
I walked right into that.
@Max I give you permission to speak again. I need some backup.
Carlos
Some perfectly trained bf
Max
Firstly @Carlos Fuck you
Secondly @George Russell You have a big heart and a lot of love to give. It´s ok to worry about Kimi even though he´s not your child
Thirdly @Arvid Either you wanted to fuck or you expressed yourself pretty shitty
Arvid
I didn’t want to fuck
Carlos
Fuck you too
George Russell
💙
Max
You need to have some kind of plan if you invite someone over. Do you want to talk, eat together, cuddle?
Arvid
Spend some time. Have company I enjoy
Max
Okay, then you don’t word it like that
Arvid
And how do I word it?
God, I can’t believe I ask for help
Max
Don’t know
Arvid
Great thanks. I don´t even get help
Carlos
You should say you want nonsexual intimacy
LANDO
Feels like some wierd deja vu right now
Oscar
How about just asking to hang out?
Alex
Do you want this meetup to be romantic or platonic?
Arvid
I wouldn’t be opposed to some romance? Idk
I didn’t think that far when I wrote this text
Max
So yes to fucking?
Arvid
No to fucking
George Russell
I cant believe we talk about our youngest driver fucking. That’s fucked up.
Frano
A little fucked up
Arvid
I will not fuck. Not today, not in the future
Isack
You´re asexual?
Oscar
Congrats on coming out to us
Carlos
Happy for you
Arvid
That’s not what I meant
I´m not starting some friends with benefits shit during the season
Liam
Very mature of you
Max
I can tell you a happy relationship can make you drive better
An orgasm helps too
LANDO
I want to vomit
Alex
I feel sick
George Russell
I give up.
Charles
To knock some sense into Max?
George Russell
No, generally.
Arvid
We should all give up and go to bed
That sounds like a plan to me
Oscar
But you still haven’t invited your special someone?
Arvid
I don’t want to anymore. All I will think about for the rest of the night is this conversation
Isack
Me too
Kimi
So you give up? Just like George
Liam
Come on mate
Where´s the fire? If you like the girl go for it, don’t wait. You never know when the next chance comes
Ollie
He´s contemplating life
Gabi
Did we actually ruin his plan for the night?
Carlos
No we didn’t
Oscar
We didn’t?
LANDO
Did we @Arvid?
Charles
We might
Arvid
You did
Isack
DAMN
Liam
No beating around the bush
Alex
I feel bad
George Russell
I'd like to point out that it's all your fault Arvid will have a lonely, boring, loveless night.
Arvid
Might add a few more adjectives. I don't think you've made it clear enough yet just how awful my night is going to be
Kimi
It´s all our fault so we will help
Max
Yes.
We write you a message to send your lover where they cant say no
Arvid
I want to say no
Max
Don’t care
@All Please present your best invitations for a romantic, intimate night
LANDO
I wont let you tell me what to do
Max
Stop being idiotic
It´s for Arvids sake
And future
Arvid
If I don’t text my life won’t end yk
Carlos
We don’t know that
George Russell
Just give him your best Invitations.
Oscar
Feels like we´re planning to invite Arvids lover to a birthday party and not to a hookup
Arvid
Maybe cause it´s not a hookup
Valtteri
Let’s make love
Arvid
Not a hookup
Kimi
Want to meet?
Carlos
Boring
How about a simple come over and your room number?
Isack
Hello y/n, it´s cold in this big bed. Why don’t you come over and we share some body heat?
Carlos
I see what you did there
LANDO
How about you and me in my room?
Max
Would you like to come to my room? Not for sex!
Franco
Horrendous
Alex
They are all objectively bad
George Russell
Maybe you should tell us what your exact plan was? Not just spending time. How exactly do you want to spend this time?
Oscar
I don’t think he had a plan
Max
All I can tell you is that you have to plan things like that, otherwise they'll end up with sex.
Arvid
Is that what happens when you invite someone over? You sleep with them?
Max
Nee it just happens with George
Carlos
Animals
Gabi
Too much information
Kimi
Please don’t
George Russell
You´re in timeout again @Max
LANDO
I love that Max does everything you tell him too
Charles
He´s fuming rn because George put him in timeout and he cant insult you @LANDO
George Russell
We´re not making fun of max.
Back to Arvid. What was your plan?
Arvid
I didn’t have a plan. Like I said I wanted to spend time with someone I like and enjoy the night together. Maybe order food and watch a movie
George Russell
That’s not really romantic?
Arvid
Because this wasn’t exactly what I was going for
Liam
And you thought your text was indicating that?
Arvid
I see my mistake
Alex
Not a mistake. You just need to know if you want to spend a night with a friend or a potential lover
LANDO
And if it’s a potential lover say it better
Carlos
You´d be okay with cuddles?
Arvid
Yes
Oscar
And kisses?
Arvid
Yes
George Russell
Then communicate that.
Not that you want to kiss though.
Liam
How about … Hey, you free tonight? We can order food and watch a movie? (cuddles optional) 😉
LANDO
How incredibly charming you are @Liam
Liam
That’s just how I am
Alex
Simple but it could work
Gabi
I like that. Simple and nice
Lewis H
Go for it @Arvid
We are all rooting for you
Carlos
You know its getting serious when Lewis gets involved
Lewis H
I just try to give my colleagues some advice. Sometimes they seem like they need a push to actually do the right thing
Ollie
Wise words
LANDO
Why does it feel like Lewis needs to get involved before we sort out our love problems?
Alex
Like some kind of love guru
Lewis H
I don’t mind being your love guru
Arvid
Thanks
Liam
So you´ll text her?
Arvid
I will
Kimi
Let’s goooo
Isack
We´re rooting for you
Liam
Good luck
Liam
11:13 PM
Arvid
Hey, you free tonight? We can order food and watch a movie? (cuddles optional) 😉
Liam
Oh
OH
F1 Drivers 2026
11:14 PM
Liam
GUYS
So …
I might´ve misunderstood something
Alex
What do you mean?
George Russell
I thought we were done after we helped Arvid?
What is it with you now @Liam?
Liam
Thanks for your kind words @George Russell
Arvid
How about you don’t?
George Russell
Oh? I like how that sounds. Don’t.
Liam
No, I need to tell them how dumb I am
Oscar
Why?
Liam
Oh fuck
No
I can’t tell them unless I expose you
shit
forget what I said
my brain short-circuited
LANDO
What?
Kimi
I don’t want to forget when you behave so weird
Ollie
Everything okay?
Isack
This isn’t the normal craziness
What’s wrong @Liam?
Liam
Nothing. Everything is great
super great
Like totally normal and great
Charles
Something is definitely not great
Liam
no no, all good
Its late, I´m half asleep
Forget what I said
okay?
Arvid
You know what? I feel embarrassed enough. Can’t get much worse
Liam
You sure? I don’t want you to feel bad because of me
I'm an idiot but I don't want to make you feel like one too
Arvid
That’s nice but it’s okay
Oscar
What´s happening between you two?
Liam
Thing is …
or more like funny story i´d say. This message Arvid sent?
yeah
so
He wanted to send it to me
George Russell
Really?
Kimi
What?
LANDO
He wnated to send this to you @Liam?
Ollie
Wow
Charles
I didn’t expect that
Alex
Me neither and that surprises me
Carlos
Good thing that this is the part that surprises you
Isack
damn
Max
I free myself from timeout
That okay?
George Russell
Go for it
Max
You two will spend the night together now?
Arvid
yeah …
about that
I didn’t get an answer so far
LANDO
You didn’t answer him?
Isack
You didn’t answer him?
Pierre
Damn
Hulk
There are kinder ways to turn someone down, Liam
Liam
No! That’s not it
George Russell
I´ll give you one piece of advice, don't turn him down in the group chat.
Max
I wouldn't have thought you capable of this, Lawson
Liam
I am not turning him down
Arvid
You´re not?
Maybe we should move this conversation to our private chat?
Liam
No, I will say it in this group chat, so they don’t think I’m an asshole
Which I am not btw
@Arvid I´m more than happy to come over
Kimi
Uuuuuh
Isack
Omg
Max
Good
LANDO
Nice
Carlos
Wait. Are we talking platonic or romantic sleepover?
Liam
That's none of your business
Alex
Come one. You can't keep that from us
Pierre
Give us something
Liam
Nope. I don’t kiss and tell
Oscar
So there´ll be kisses?
Liam
Maybe. Maybe not.
LANDO
@Arvid You tell us something. Tomorrw is fine too
Arvid
Guys, be like Elsa. Let it go
Charles
mmmh …
Max
Cringe
Liam
I might have to reconsider
Arvid
No! Come over and leave your phone in your room. I'll turn mine off
Liam
Sounds good
Carlos
Sounds awful
Alex
And they are gone …
Max
They´re definitely fucking
George Russell
That’s it! Timeout and the couch for you, Verstappen!