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1. Knowing Me, Knowing You. by f_imaginings

   Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bill Cipher/Stanford Pines
   • Billford
   • Bill Cipher & The Author | Original Stanford Pines
   • Bill Cipher
   • The Author | Original Stanford Pines
   • Fiddleford H. McGucket
   • "Manly" Dan Corduroy
   • Pyronica (Gravity Falls)
   • Kryptos (Gravity Falls)
   • "Lazy" Susan Wentworth
   • Jheselbraum the Unswerving
   • Stan Pines
   • Keyhole (Gravity Falls)
   • Henchmaniacs - Character
   • willow oakwood
   • Argus Panoptes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Mabel Pines
   • Dipper Pines
   • Gideon Gleeful
   • Human Bill Cipher
   • Triangle Bill Cipher
   • stanford is arrogant
   • and proud
   • Bill Cipher is a Jerk
   • Cognitive Dissonance
   • pretty on the outside evil on the inside
   • odd couple
   • stanford realises his muse is a hell demon bent on destroying the world
   • so why the heck did he make him so attractive
   • mostly just an excuse to laugh at my own jokes here
   • References to ABBA
   • or BABBA if we're being real here
   • Comedy
   • canon divergence - Stanford calls Bill down to help with the portal instead of calling Fiddleford
   • Slow Burn
   • Angst
   • the first 33 chapters are a romantic daydream
   • unfortunately now comes the nightmares
   • Violence
   • Gore
   • Nightmares
   • portal ford
   • interdimensional adventures
   • On-Again/Off-Again Relationship
   • for a genius Stanford sure is an idiot
   • Toxic Relationship
   • probably the wrong place to look for a happy ending
   • but an ambiguous ending? that I can do
   • The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known
   • the epic highs and lows of dating a scientist
   • and the general importance of workers rights

   Summary

   Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.

   A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.

   But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?

   A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.

   Inspired by ABBA BABBA.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Knowing Me Knowing You

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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