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1. Blue Balls and Jam: An Epic Poem by mara_teslav

   Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Sep 2013

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   • James Norrington/Jack Sparrow
   • James Norrington
   • Jack Sparrow
   • Poetry
   • Parody
   • apologies to Dr. Seuss
   • Humor

   Summary

   "I could swive you at the fort
   A quick tryst 'fore I leave the port.
   But take this as a word of warning
   I'd not respect you in the morning."

   Language:

   English

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   623

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