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  1. Long Distance Relationships Are Hard by

    Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)  

    10 Sep 2013

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    Spock has a long penis.

    A very, very long penis. Pretty much as long as the Earth is wide, to be honest. When he was a young child, Vulcan scientists devised a way to keep it in a space warp, meaning that its entire length is floating around in an air bubble somewhere in the Delta Quadrant.

    So much for backstory. But what happens when, one day, the tip of it resurfaces in James Tiberius Kirk's quarters, no less? And how long does it take for nerve impulses to travel along a dick that long? (Answer: about 3 months.)

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