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"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" *CRASH*
Karkat went over to see what happened. If it was Trevor punching holes in his windows again....
A girls voice rang out "Ouch.... that should teach me not to pick fights with old men again..."
Karkat was astounded. A girl sat in the middle of his house, surronded by pieces of roof. She has a weird skin colour, brownish? Makeup, maybe. She was wore a Red hoodie and a miniskirt and and fishnets leggings and red crocs. Karkat liked her accent ,her sense of style. The girl looked up and Karkat saw into her brown eyed like limpid tears, surrounded by heavy black eyeliner. "Wowo..." he breathed, "you'ere one beautifull mama."
He offered a hand to the weird girl. "WHat is your name???"
She took his hand. Her hand felt warm to the touch, which Karkat liked. " I'm Call me Risk. Risk Hansie."
Karkat repeated the words like a wonderful new sensation in his troll Mouth. "Risk Hansie..."
The girl dusted herself off. "So, which way back to Mud Koala?"
"M.. Mud Koala?" Karkat scratched his head "That's not anywhere near here. I'm not sure it's even a place on Alternia."
The girl widened her eyes and gasped. "Gasp! Alternia? I'm on another country? Heck, another continent??"
Karketl felt consfused. "Continent? Alternia is a planet..."
"I'M ON ANOGHTER PLANET? i'm from earth btw."
Karkat yelled"Earth?! But that',s very far away! I've to to an earth kid, but i've never seen one!" Karkat began looking at the gil from head to toe. "Wow... you look.. ... ... ..... different from us."
Risk glared at Karkats horns and skin "Tyeah, I can tell. Anyway, nyall have some of those, uh, teleporting thingies?"
Karkat for some reason, Karkat wanted her to satay, he didnt want her to leave.."Uh... we do not have any way to get you home.. I guess you'll have to stay here for a while..."
The girl clicked her toungue for a moment. " Alright. You got another bed, boy?"
Karkat shifted on his feet. "I only have a not bed, but I can give you a place to slepe? I cam ask Kanaya to make a mattress for you and Equiuis could probably throw together a bed..."
The girl smiled at him"No need to go to such lengths for me!!!! I can just sleep on a pile of laundry for all I care, at least until I get home."
Karkat bllushed because the girl was so nice!!!! " Okay, if you say so...."
He went over to his room and stuck his tongue out in discusst because it was messy. "I'm sorry about the mess"
The girl looked distastefully at the mess tehen turned to karkat "Its okay"!! we can clen it up together."
They cleaned up the mess. Risk picked up the garbage(Karkat ran around the room to prevent the girl from seeing his dirty underwear or troll chocolate stash"it's okay i'll clean this part!!" ) and karkat cleaned up the rest. They found some thick pillows from when karkat was a grub and used it for Risk's bed, along with some sheets that could probably act as blankets. "Oh yeah i have a couch trevor threw at my wall the other day!" Rizk was happy 2 sleep on the couch.
Riqkz woke up befor karkat the next day he was still in his Recupercoon slerping soundly in the slime.
"He was nice enough to haul the couch all the way into his living room, " Said Risk . "I should make him brekafast!!!!! what the hell do trolls eat."
She looked around the kitchen.It had a less than adequate number of pots for Risk's liking, but she had to make do. She pulled out a pot. "Oh yeah!!!! " She EXCLAIMED." I have those curry leaves that i stole from my Earth naighbour Hose before she beat me up. "
She then made some curry with the curdy leaves. she wanted to make chicken curry but Karkat had no chicken so she used a mysterious meat that carkAt had in his fridge.
"Whehw! that was tiring thank god im good at cooking!"
Karkat went into the kitchen as Risq wa finishing up "What are you doing? it smells wonderful!"
She smelled brightly at him her neat rows of teeth shining white as whitewash. "Oh Karkat you're awake!!! Lets eattadakkimasu!"
They ate the curry romantically, like those two dogs eating spaghetti except there was no spagetti XD.After they finished Larkat started to feel weird.
"Are you okay Karkat-chan?" The girl asked worriedly?
He frowned "Maybe I'm allergic to something in the curry?"
"Oh yeah I used the meat that was in your frigdge!!!"
"Oh no thats fine it was just moobeast tongue. It was going to go bad soon if i didn't cook it anyway."
He widened his eyes. "OH NO!! I'm currytose intolerant! They evil villains stole that memory of my lusus telling me to not eat curry from me, so I forgot"!
He keeled over, his stomach hurt a bit "ow!! take me to the sickbay, my love!"
Risk panicked? "Sick bay? Where's that?" but it was too late Karkat had already passed out!
Risk hauled up Karkat with her strong arms, He was heavy but she was strong. She brought her to the nearest hive. "Does anyone know where the sickbay is!" She screamed. She bumbed into something and dropped Karkat "AHH dangu what the hell" Her breast dingle dongled as she stood up in front of her was a ...
"OMG MY GOSH!! A transportaliser!. But.... karkat said.........."
She got angry and then sad so she yelled "AHHHHH"
"I heard you shouting, are you okay؟" Risk looked up. In front of her was a pretty girl with a nice red skirt. "My name is Kanaya Maryam. Wait, Isn't that Karla??? Why is he passed out?"
Kanaya was pointing at Kakrat who was lying at the base of the transportaliser. "Omg we have to get him to the sickbay!"
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They went to the sickbay. Kanaya Knocked the door. "Hey!! Sickbay! We need help our friend is dying!!!!"
A voice rang out from the indise of the sickbay "Shut up I'm bungee jumping in here!"
Kanaya broke down the door. "He Is Having An Allergic Reaction!"
The doctor yelled. he really was bungee jumping. He bungeed back into the room from the window. His nameplate read Diqson. because he is a dick, son.
He examined Karkat. "He is fine even if he dies it's not gonna be today now go away."
He went back to jungee bumping.
Kanaya cut his bungee cord. They left.