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Where the AU universe implodes. If Berena was a Mills and Boon novel parody. Note the chapter six rating. Also note that it takes a serious amount of talent to write smut well of which this is a top example of how to fail spectacularly at it. This is just a teasing homage to all of you who make a proper go of it.
Serafina/Serena and Kirby/Bernie. Sorry galloping abs inspired me to make a lesbian version that no one ever wanted. Click here for the original.
If it would also to make you feel better I made it AU. Slightly seasoned response to the Elinor storyline. Remember once your eyes pass over these words they cannot be unseen. Consider yourself properly warned. If you don't get the galloping abs reference please step away, go to the above link and return if you have the stomach.