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1. Rarely Pure and Never Simple by birdsofshore for capitu

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Sep 2013

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Luna Lovegood

   Summary

   Harry never thought taking a job as Draco Malfoy's bodyguard was going to be easy. Add in a curse that makes Malfoy even more of an obnoxious git than usual, and Harry's got serious problems.

   Books Mentioned: Curses and Counter-curses (Bewitch Your Friends and Befuddle Your Enemies with the Latest Revenges: Hair Loss, Jelly-Legs, Tongue-Tying, and Much, Much More) and Jinxes for the Jinxed

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