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A Singular, Obscene & Ugly Escapade by twitchtipthegnawer
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
22 Feb 2017
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Summary
“Unfortunate” was insufficient to describe the events of that night. Unfortunate would imply that there was a level of luck, or lack thereof, involved in what occurred. The truth was that luck had nothing to do with it - the events were entirely the fault of human nature and underage drinking.
Thus we have come to the word “obscene,” which explains both the irredeemably negative effects and the child-inappropriate actions perfectly. Luckily the night was only a dream, or perhaps a nightmare, and not in fact a piece of the Baudelaires’ story; if it had been otherwise, then “tragedy” would have become a wholly insufficient word as well, and where would we be then?