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Seriously though I can’t just give you the answers. It’s a game, you’re supposed to solve these puzzles on your own.
BLACK TEXT IS ANNOYING
ALL THOSE WORDS ARE REALLY BORING
I JUST WANT THE ANSWERS
DONT NEED YOUR FUCKING NAME EITHER
IVE GOT A GUN SO GUESS WHAT
ITS CALIBORNICATION
Oh sweet Jegus you’ve got to be kidding me.
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD
AND ALL THE PARALLEL UNIVERSES
I STARTED WITH MY SISTER
I WONT SETTLE TILL IM DONE WITH EVERYTHING
ITS UNDERSTOOD THAT THE LORD OF TIME
BRINGS CALIBORNICATION
You’re actually doing this? You’re breaking out into song?
COME ON STUPID MINIONS LETS
DO SOMETHING FUCKING USEFUL
I DONT NEED YOU BUT SINCE YOURE HERE THEN
DONT MAKE A SHIT MORON PILE
Honestly you’re more dramatic than the Striders, and that is almost worthy of an entirely new type of drama!
HUMANS HAND HOLDING
HARD CORE SOFT PORN
DREAM OF CALIBORNICATION
DREAM OF CALIBORNICATION
This is seriously the worst parody of Californication I’ve ever heard.
THIS GAME IS FUCKING STUPID WHYS IT SO HARD
WHEN I FIND THAT FUCKING DENIZEN
IM GONNA TAKE HIS ABSOLUTE POWER
GETTING JACKED UP FOR DESTRUCTION
SO SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW LORD ENGLISH
ITS CALIBORNICATION
The glorious members of Red Hot Chili Peppers must be turning in their graves.
BUT FIRST WOULD YOU FUCKING TELL ME
WHY MY GUIDES A SHITTY CLOWN WHO WONT DIE
AND MY MINIONS LITTLE GREEN MEN
I DONT CARE ABOUT THEIR DUMB ROMANCE
THATS WORSE THAN MY SISTERS STORIES
ITS CALIBORNICATION
This is insane. You’re not even paying attention to me. Are you singing this, or are you just typing lyrics at me?
GET AWAY YOU FUCKING CLOWN
WHY WONT YOU FUCKING DIE YOURE FULL OF FUCKING BULLET HOLES
THE LORD OF TIME DONT NEED FRIENDS
Lay off Gamzee! He’s been trying to help you this entire time. You should really treat your followers better.
HUMANS HAND HOLDING
HARD CORE SOFT PORN
DREAM OF CALIBORNICATION
DREAM OF CALIBORNICATION
No way. You’re actually repeating the chorus. You must actually be singing this. Someone help me...
DESTRUCTION HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING
ILL START WITH ANNOYING BLACK TEXT
I TOLD YOU I DONT NEED YOUR FUCKING NAME
IM GONNA FULL YOU FULL OF BULLETS
THEN GO CLAIM MY ULTIMATE POWER
ITS CALIBORNICATION
Like seriously, this is so bad. You’re not even RHYMING. You don’t even have the same number of syllables, or even the same cadence, as the original song! Don’t you know how to parody properly?
COME ON STUPID MINIONS LETS
DO SOMETHING FUCKING USEFUL
I DONT NEED YOU BUT SINCE YOURE HERE THEN
DONT MAKE A SHIT MORON PILE
THERE IS NO REST
WHILE THERES UNIVERSES STILL
You know what, you don’t even need to kill me. I’ll just kill myself. It’ll work equally well.
HUMANS HAND HOLDING
HARD CORE SOFT PORN
DREAM OF CALIBORNICATION
DREAM OF CALIBORNICATION
ARE YOU STILL THERE
ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO NEXT OR WHAT?
YOU ARE SUCH A SHITTY CHEAT GUIDE
AND YOU HAVE NO APPRECIATION. FOR REAL ART