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- Mondstadt’s most wanted -
Kaeya: Ok so-
Kaeya: Master Diluc, could you kindly explain what in the fuck?
Diluc: …. What?
Diluc: Be more specific, idiot.
Jean: Oh dear- can we please calm down? I don’t like where this is going.
Lisa: I’d suggest taking it to private chat but knowing those two they like to make a scene 😒
Kaeya: I’m truly hurt <\3 my heart is bleeding at this betrayal-
Kaeya: You should have simply taken my other eye- you’re just a sadist, aren’t you?! And here I thought we started to mend our broken bond ;(
Diluc: I-
Diluc: What’s going on?
Diluc: Did something happen…?
Venti: lmao hitting him with the concern.
Eula: To extract vengeance is a natural thing to do. If someone wrongs you they deserve punishment.
Eula: As knights we have a duty to stand by our brethren. Say, Kaeya, how has Master Diluc wronged you?
Kaeya: He’s corresponding with my man!
Diluc: …
Jean: …
Lisa: …
Eula: … I stand corrected.
Kaeya: IT’S A SERIOUS MATTER!!!
Diluc: You really are stupid.
Diluc: To think I was even remotely concerned.
Diluc: I’ll tell Charles not to let you in the Tavern tonight.
Keaya: How dare you. That’s double the betrayal in one T^T
Venti: Damn man, doing them emotes ain’t cute- just saying.
Kaeya: Can’t you see I’m down? Must you kick me like my brother? ;’(
Albedo: Are you drunk?
Albedo: What are you talking about?
Kaeya: D; you too, my prince? I should have known you’re in kahoots- who wouldn’t fall for the perfect, rich and ever-mysterious brother of mine.
Albedo: Please tell me you’re not talking about the letters concerning unusual layline activity :|
Kaeya: ;(
Albedo: Of course.
Álbedo: Those letters were only slightly romantic. Secret code and the like but nothing serious-
Diluc: They most certainly were not-
Diluc: Albedo, what are you doing? I’ve no romantic feelings concerning you-
Jean: Right Albedo, this is an inappropriate thing to lie about.
Lisa: oh my, Master Diluc writing secret, saucy letter to our calm and collected Alchemist? Wonder if he grew crimson~
Venti: lolol can you imagine Master Diluc flirting? Lmao it’s probably smth like “I’d let you perch on my arm like my eagle” XDD
Albedo: …
Albedo: I was joking.
Álbedo: AND I was;)&(922&4 thdowuwywvr
Albedo: sorry, I meant to say I was trying to conceal the actual contents of them.
Albedo: They are unfortunately confidential, but I do apologise for the joke if it was distasteful. I share no romantic interactions with anyone.
Kaeya: Right- you know I’m just jealous~ to talk with you is a treat I’d like to keep for myself.
Albedo: well. As Eula had said once already- I, too, stand corrected.
Albedo: I suppose there is one person I may have such correspondence with that I grew to cherish.
Albedo: <3
Kaeya: *proceeds to die*
Venti: Aww that’s so cute lol.
Jean: who?
Lisa: Jean-
Jean: Who is it? Am I missing something?
Jean: From my understanding it’s no one here?
Venti: lmao Jean did you even read the messages?
Albedo: no no, the grandmaster is correct. The person that took my heart is not from Mond. You’ve nothing to worry about.
Jean: Ah. It’s a shame I do not know them, then. But please- it would have been no problem if it were, say, master Diluc or maybe Lisa- I’d be very… happy for you.
Álbedo: What if it was you, Grandmaster?
Jean: I-
Albedo: … Just kidding.