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grindr party
rozaliya: hey does anyone else play genshin
veliona: what the hell is that
sentience: no we play better games
rozaliya: oh really? like what
sentience: piano tiles
fu hua: i am this close to locking my ipad.
sentience: NOOOOO
fu hua: speaking of, why aren't you in your class right now?
sentience: its boring as hell
fu hua: everything to you is boring as hell.
kiana: piano tiles is boring as hell
sentience: you take that back you mega blocks instead of legos
kiana: *gasp*
kiana: i can't believe you've done this
sentience: wait no i gotta punch you
kiana: okay
kiana: sentience why aren't you replying
kiana: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST PUNCHED ME IN REAL LIFE NOW EVERYONE IS WATCHING US
sentience: WELL?? I JUST SAID I GOTTA PUNCH YOU AND YOU SAID OKAY?? THATS AN AFFIRMATION
kiana: ON TEXT
sentience: id rather die than use asterisk
veliona: is this how they bicker everyday
fu hua: sadly.
kiana: ANYWAY IGNORING MY GIRLFRIEND this is the reason why bandori is the best mobile rhythm game unlike piano tile goofy lookin ass:
kiana: number one,
kiana: lesbians. thank you for coming to my tedtalk.
rozaliya: wow actually that's the best reason let me delete genshin brb
liliya: she didn't even bother to elaborate with her reason
kiana: why should i, it's obvious that they're lesbians
kiana: i mean who in the right mind would listen to sunkissed rhodonite and thinks wow this is really straight
sentience: you gay bitch
kiana: ur sister is
sentience: yeah i know i mean who would dance to the hit song happy from the hit movie the despicable me 2 on full volume
fu hua: sentience.
kiana: (+#)$$)#())))???
veliona: shut up you literally danced to life is a highway last night as if it your last
sentience: ITS A COUNTRY SONG
veliona: PEOPLE WHO LISTENS TO COUNTRY SONGS ONLY END UP AS EITHER A YT WHO REEKS HOMOPHOBIA OR AS AN EXTREMELY HOMOSEXUAL LEFT WINGED ACTIVIST
kiana: FUCKKKK IM ON MY CLASS RN I WANT TO LAUGH
kiana: never mind sentience just moaned and now everyone is dead silent i hate you
sentience: your welcome mwah
bronya: so if kiana is already claiming fu hua as her girlfriend, bronya can assume something happened last night
kiana: why would you know country boy
bronya: i hope there's a national kiana shuts the fuck up day
kiana: the day ill eat someones ass probably
bronya: what
fu hua: KIANA.
veliona: GOD I REGRET EVERY SECOND I SPEND IN THIS FORSAKEN GC
mei: goodmorning everyone can someone bring me a cup of water i feel like my head is about to explode
kiana: can i eat your ass
mei: what
veliona: CAN YOU STOP MAKING SEX JOKES
fu hua: there are literal children in here kiana.
kiana: what about it?? they're probably in class right now
fu hua: and how would you know that?
kiana: what else are they gonna do at 10am?? working a day shift on mcdonalds whilest having a mid life crisis??
veliona: this feels like you're speaking on your personal experience
kiana: nothing beat the personal experience of working at fucking mcdonalds
sentience: wait did you work in nagazora
kiana: yep
mei: YOU WORK WHILE YOU'RE IN SCHOOL??
kiana: I DON'T KNOW WHY ARE YOU SHOCKED HOW ELSE AM I GONNA TREAT YOU TO DATES IF IT ISN'T FOR MY MCDONALDS SALARY
mei: THAT WAS DATES??
kiana: SO YOU DON'T RECOGNIZED THAT AS DATES????
bronya: can we calm down, explain it one by one
kiana: okay so i went to a highschool in nagazora and i met a scrumptious luscious delectable finger-licking girl
veliona: WHAT THE FUCK
bronya: fuck it can someone else explain bronya can't even comprehend on what the fuck kiana is typing rn
sentience: kiana can u do my english assignment plea
kiana: thou shalt not be afraid, art i shalt do thou english assignment
kiana: fuck what the shakespearean word for assignment
sentience: idk i didn't found the language on google translate options
fu hua: SENTIENCE??
veliona: YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME MY GODDD
sentience: IM NOT?? GO SEARCH IT YOURSELF
veliona: boohoo i wonder who the fuck said "the sheer amount of dumbassery in this groupchat make my brain feel superior"
sentience: shut up you seele v.0.2
veliona: fuck you i don't mind being called seele number two because unlike YOU i actually like my sister
sentience: AND FUCK YOU BECAUSE I DO LOVE MY SISTER MORE THAN YOU EVEN
kiana: why don't you give me a favor and just kiss eachother or something this homoerotic tension isn't going to solve anything
veliona: im going to fuck your mom.
fu hua: WHAT
mei: VELIONA
bronya: i don't think seele will like that..
kiana: nice try
kiana: my moms dead.
sentience: HELP
veliona: oh uh fuck im sorry
veliona: let me just delete that real quick
veliona: uh why wont it delete???? WHY ISNT IT GONE??
bronya: about that too
bronya: i don't think you can
veliona: WAIT WHY
veliona: SEELE IS GOING TO BE PISSED OH GOD
veliona: CAN SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME THE ADMIN
bronya: only kiana and sirin has it
veliona: @kiana i deeply apologize for any inconvenience mom jokes i have said earlier despite it was actually my true feelings just gushing out
veliona: but give me the admin
kiana: anddd WHOOPS suddenly i remembered i have a class to attend BYEEEE
veliona: FUCCKKKKKK
veliona: WHERES SIRIN?? @sirin @sirin @sirin
sirin: what? i have a job to do
bella: hi im job
sirin: now if you excuse me im very busy rn
veliona: are you fucking serious I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS GROUP
veliona: @sentience
sentience: i thought you said you hated everyone on this group
veliona: steal kianas phone and give me the admin
sentience: absolutely not
veliona: ILL DO ANYTHING PLEASE SEELE IS GOING TO WAKE UP ANY MINUTES NOW
sentience: beat me at piano tiles and ill do it
veliona: ARE YOUUU
veliona: oh whatever WHATS YOUR HIGHEST SCORE
sentience: TURKISH MARCH 1513
fu hua: oh, veliona is really searching for piano tiles right now.
sentience: YESS ANOTHER ONE TO THE CULT
mei: THERES A PIANO TILES CULT??
veliona: WHY IS THERE FUCKING TEN PIANO TILES APP ON THE APP STORE???
sentience: OH CMON ITS PIANO TILES 3
sentience: THREEEE
veliona: you know what fuck you and your piano tiles
veliona: im playing whatever the fuck bandori is
sentience: NOOOOOOOOOO
fu hua: and another page to add to the "what is going on" notes.