Chapter Text
Sunny awakes once more, this time with a raging headache. Why would he be having a headache? Maybe the exhaustion from picking up the mess that his other group decided to leave? Or Kel's very important shower thought? He tries to think of anymore reasons for why he may have a headache, but hasn't revved up his brain yet to prepare for thinking that hard, so it just made it hurt even more. Ouchie. Since he can't think at the moment, he decides to go to the server for help. Basil should know what to do. Or old man Hero, he has tons of wisdom with all them grey hairs he has.
He grabs his phone, still laying down, nearly knocking it off his nightstand in the process. He turns it on, and once again is blinded by his brightness setting, making a screech and clamping his eyes shut. Pain. He might as well perish, even though he put this upon himself. Too much work to take it off the setting. The worlds brightest flashlight has NOTHING on what his phone is capable of. Might as well enter it into the Guinness Book of World Records.
He turns the brightness back down, even though he knows that later, in the wee hours of tomorrow morning, he will turn it back up to continue scrolling through other servers for memes. He doesn't even interact with people in there. He just lurks, and nobody questions a thing. He opens Discord, nearly going to do just that, but remembers he is in pain. Ouchie.
MewoCat: Hrrrhrgrrhrhrhrrgrgrghrrhrrrrrrrrrrrr
OrangeJoeLover69: ??????
u gud sunny?
Hero: Yeah, Sunny, usually when you put a string of letters like that with a bunch of 'r's you don't feel very good. What seems to be the issue?
MewoCat: Pain
Plantyboi: Ono!! What kind of pain? Hope you're okay...
MewoCat: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Head
Pain
I see the light
Take me
OrangeJoeLover69: no sunny! ur not aloud 2 die yet!!!!!!!!
Hero: *Allowed
OrangeJoeLover69: :|
not the point, sunnys in pain!!!!!!!!!! hes practically ded!
Hero: You can spell 'practically', but not 'allowed'?
OrangeJoeLover69: do u not see how i type
ur worried abt all these big words wen i use u instead of you
ewww tht felt weirddddd
Plantyboi: Are we just going to forget that Sunny's head hurts???????????
MewoCat: Dfhgkdjfghkjskjhfhshhjhhhdhfdh
Plantyboi: SEE? He's practically dead!
OrangeJoeLover69: thats wut i was JUST SAYING
Hero: Apologies, Sunny. I'll help you figure out why your head is hurting.
Now, have you:
-Had too much sleep.
-Too little sleep.
-Had no water yesterday.
-Hit your head.
MewoCat: Uhhhhhhhhh
All of the abov
Hero: What?
How can you have too little sleep and too much sleep at the same time?
MewoCat: Don't ask
Hero: I just did?
MewoCat: Too bad so sad old man
OrangeJoeLover69: SHGDKJSDGKJAHKJHAKJAHKJ L M A O
Plantyboi: o-o
AubPinkHair: LMAO OLD MAN HAJSHKJS
Plantyboi: Oh, hi Aubrey !! Where were you?
AubPinkHair: Lurking
Hero: Sunny, I hate to do this, but that was rude, and unless you want that headache to go away then I suggest you apologize.
Sunny feels as if he has made a grave error. Fine. He'll apologize. Doesn't stop it from being funny.
MewoCat: >:(
Fine
Sorrie
Hero: Thank you. Now, go drink some water. Your headache should clear up in about five minutes or so! If it doesn't clear up after ten, go take some Advil or Tylenol with some more water.
MewoCat: Thank
Wait but I did drink stuff yesterday
Hero: You did?
MewoCat: Yea, like, a can of Pepsi
Hero: Sunny, Pepsi doesn't count as water. If anything, it leaves you LESS hydrated.
MewoCat: But I drank stuff :(
Fine I go and drink
:sick:
Water
Hero: Thank you.
Sunny clicks his phone off, sits up, and makes a weird and audible "blueuaughuegh" noise. He gets up, nearly toppling over, and goes into the kitchen to grab a cup. Mmmmm tap water.
Not really. Tap water gross as hell.
But he reluctantly fills the glass with it, mumbles, "bottoms up!", then chugs it. A couple seconds later, the headache is gone. He just needed to drink water, considering he hasn't for the past, like, three days. But he won't tell Hero that.
MewoCat: Thank you Hero it helped
Pain gone
Hero: No problem, Sunny! I'm glad I could help you out.
MewoCat: Yes. You are the best, little man Hero
Hero: I feel as if I prefer being called an old man now.