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Chapter 4: Shenanigans

Summary:

Our favourite dream husbands get even more chaotic, this time via sexting.

And I'm absolutely stunned to be able to say this - but WE HAVE ART!!! Thank you Valorenzio for the amazing work - please go check it out.

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Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Saturday

Dream so did you enjoy yourself last night

I’m right next to you.

Uh huh

I think that answers the question, don’t you?

Uh huh 😁

So hey you know

Human jobs, they have a weekend, right? 

Yes…?

So uh

What about a weekend off nightmare work too? For me

You know

We could do more of last night

I mean you liked it didn't you

I’ll think about it. 

Thank you boss. 

Okay so I’m going to work today alright

I’m working Saturdays and Sundays now, and have Monday and Tuesday off instead

Alright. Draw the curtains on your side before you leave please.

Whoa really 

That good huh :)

I mean 

Sure thing

Happy sleeping in boss

Wait Corinthian 

Return my blanket

Hello?

*

Later on Saturday

So Dream I was thinking

Maybe no  🍆🍆🍆 tonight 

But what about a sleep over instead

What is   🍆🍆🍆 ?

…

Okay

Nevermind 

But can I sleep over again tonight

No

Aw boss 

Work tonight

You can sleep over on Monday and Tuesday. I have decided that that shall be your nightmare weekend. Like your human weekend. 

OH

OKAY!

THANK YOU!

Thank me properly when you're back.

YES SIR!!

*

Wednesday

Good morning 

Just wanted to let you know I've done all the chores you set me already and I’m on my way to work now. Sir!

Corinthian.

What are you doing?

This is no longer the weekend. 

That’s right. Sir! 

Stop that at once. 

Yes sir! 

Corinthian!

Okay okay 

*

Thursday

Hello Daddy

Uh

Good morning daddy 

wtf

Are you at work daddy?

Stop that 

I can’t stop thinking about you

Please come back and ruin me daddy 

JESUS 

PLEASE STOP 

I HAVE A NOSEBLEED NOW 

Alright 

Christ 

There's blood everywhere 

Interesting.

You won’t understand

It's a human thing 

I know what a nosebleed is, Corinthian. It happens a lot in the dreams of teenage boys. 

Okay

Well that stopped the bleeding fast 

*

Later on Thursday

hello Dream

Payback time 

Corinthian, you know I discuss work with Lucienne on Thursday afternoons. 

Alright so are you talking to her now?

Yes. 

Hello daddy 

Corinthian, I told you to stop

But daddy it hurts

I can hardly sit down

Alright, listen up, you little brat.

Please daddy I'm not a brat 

You made me so sore but I'm still working hard like you told me to

Aren't I a good boy? Don't I deserve something special?

Be quiet, you naughty thing

Goodbye Lucienne I must go now.

And you don't fucking want that. 

Uh 

Goodness. What did I just tell Lucienne??

*

Friday  

Hello Corinthian

Ok wait before you do anything 

How's daddy today 

Good god

I've been a good boy 

Wait Dream you gotta stop

You don't understand  

I work in the women's section  

Oho

In that case

STOP

I've been a good girl

TRUCE

Daddy punished me for being bad last night  

I SAID TRUCE

DREAM PLEASE

But I want to show daddy I can be a good girl for him now 

NO

NO MORE COFFEE FOR YOU

YOU ARE NOT A GOOD GIRL

YOU ARE A BAD GIRL

I'm sorry daddy.

Are you going to spank me?

STOP 

STOP IM GOING TO LOSE MY JOB

I'M SERIOUS 

Should I put on a nice skirt so daddy can flip it up when he spanks me?

FUCK

I like it over the table. But daddy can choose.

FUCK I CANT STOP THE BLEEEDING

AND THE OTHER THING

OKAY

Ok

Ok

I got fired 

Well

I don't have much to pack up 

PORTAL ME BACK AT ONCE 

Right away daddy 

Notes:

Corinthian: *asks for a weekend, loses his job*
Dream: *gives out a weekend, accidentally sexts Lucienne*
Lucienne: *did not get a weekend, also bleaching her ears*

I just realised how absurd the entire thing is. It's almost unbelievable that I posted this. *Facepalm*

By the way, if you'd like to see how this chapter started off...check out my most recent post, 'to be good enough for you to stay.' That was unexpected . I'm glad we managed to get back on track with this one.

Comments are very loved, appreciated and always replied <3.

Notes:

Hoped y'all liked it!! I'm trying to make updates like these every week or so. Your comments and ideas would go a long way in keeping me encouraged and on track :)

Thank you so much for reading!

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