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2022-11-23
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Chapter 5: inazuma

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1:50pm

kuki shinobu: @yaemiko i'm so sorry for what they did

kuki shinobu: i will punish them accordingly

kujou sara: what has he done this time?

yae miko: please explain why there is a ‘join the arataki gang beetle fight night, 4pm tuesday, ritou centre’ poster all over the shrine?

itto: I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED

itto: ITS A BUG FIGHTING TOURNAMENT RUN BY, THE ONE AND ONI, ARATAKI ITTO AND THE ARATAKI GANG

itto: IT’S ONLY 100 MORA TO ENTER SO YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO

kujou sara: did you get a permit for this event?

kuki shinobu: why did you even ask

kuki shinobu: how much for you to let this go and i’ll shut it down when i’m back in ritou?

ei: sara don’t worry about it

ei: i’d actually like to participate in this event

itto: HUH

kujou sara: what…

ei: i think it would be fun?

yae miko: in all my years i never thought ei would be interested in a bug fighting tournament…

heizou: so that means i can go then

kujou sara: who said that?

ei: me, let him go he’s done some good work

kujou sara: …

kujou sara: what has happened to inazuma…

kokomi: idk sara why don’t you tell me?

kokomi: maybe attacking people for no reason?

kazuha: ok lets not do this today

gorou: kokomi please

kujou sara: i’ve apologised what more do you want?

yoimiya: how about we settle this in person

itto: ANYWAYS BACK TO MY EVENT

itto: WHOS COMING?

yoimiya: i’ll try be there after work

itto: WOOOOOO

ayato: i’ll go

ayato: i would like to win against itto once again

ayaka: don’t you have work to do?

ayato: a night off won’t kill me

itto: YESSSSS AYATO MY BROOO

itto: LETS GOO

gorou: itto chill

itto: AYATO IS COMING TO MY EVENT BEING CHILL IS NOT AN OPTION

itto: ILL SEE YOU ALL LATER I HAVE TO GO SET UP BYEEEEE

kuki shinobu: by that he means i’m going to go do all the work while he rants about ayato coming to the fight

lumine: oh i assumed

yoimiya: LUMINNEEEEE

lumine: hi miya!!!!

yoimiya: omg i’m going to faint

yoimiya: i got a cute nickname i'm winning at life

lumine: i call you that all the time?

lumine: like when i talk about you to other people?

yoimiya: i'll cry.

ayaka: LUMINE HELLO ARE YOU IN INAZUMA RIGHT NOW???

lumine: sadly no, i'm in sumeru at the moment

ayaka: aww okayy

lumine: hey you can hangout with yoimiya while i'm gone yk?

yoimiya: but it’s not the same without you ;(

ayaka: yoimiya can you come over soon…

yoimiya: ofc my love

lumine: ill let you know when i’m back in inazuma alrrr

ayaka: YAY I CANT WIAT

kujou sara: i'm going to arrest you for pda

ayaka: shush it’s not my fault lumine started it

kujou sara: you three make everyone feel single

kujou sara: apart from maybe yae and ei

yae miko: but you love us for it

sayu: do we?

yae miko: yes you do.

Notes:

i dont care that its cringe AT LEAST MY PARENTS DOTN BETA READ MY STUFF??????? yes i know someone who did that... i legit hate her sm for MANY reasons tho so like???